Someone feels neglected.

[hotredhero]

Yo. Yeah, hi, remember me? The guy you shot into space and promised a load of fun to if I played along?

Not having fun anymore. Seriously, we are so low on fun. You're embarrassing me.

It's been so long, I'm surprised you even recognize me. [Beat.] Long is a relative term, okay? The point is, I'm your first. All right, the first of us you picked up. The first Avenger on your roster, so how about a little quality time for Iron Man? This Iron Man.

...I'm not jealous of myself. That's stupid. I just don't see why you need a run down model of me when I'm that much more awesome. All I'm asking you to do is stick to your end of the deal, that's all. Not too hard, right?

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[snowpointvictor]

You seriously want your mun to pay more attention to you? That's the reverse of what people usually complain about.

[hotredhero]

Yeah, but I'm not people. Of course she should pay more attention to me. Otherwise she's just wasting her time.

[snowpointvictor]

Really. Someone is a little full of themselves. And wasting time is what muns do.

it's apparently his life goal to troll ALL the tony starks

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

If you're being neglected, that's a good thing. Trust me on that.

this is not pokemon!

[hotredhero]

You're kidding, right? Leaving me out is only going to lead to problems down the road. I mean, really, it's me. Everybody I know agrees that I need to be watched.

lies!

[sharpsuitfluffytail]

Someone has an inflated sense of ego. What kinds of problems could possibly happen?

[starspangledspandex]

[Of course, only you. He shakes his head.]

You know, I don't know many guys that like to be dragged around by their mundane.

[hotredhero]

Oh, hey, look who's here. Got any leftover cake? I'm craving something sweet like you wouldn't believe.

[Hope you enjoyed your Fourth.]

Of course no one likes being dragged around. I hate being dragged around by anybody. That's why I do the driving.

[starspangledspandex]

I didn't get a cake.

[His mundane didn't let him out on the Fourth. Clearly she's a horrible person.]

It doesn't sound like you're driving. Otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation.

[gammabruce]

If anyone would keep their mun interested, it's you. If only by sheer demanding.

[And by that he means 'whining'. But, shush, he's being nice here.]

[hotredhero]

Thanks for the vote. You'd think that they would get on board by now.

[Yeah, he's totally whining. But he can still make it into self-flattery. And that is sheer talent, man.]

I guess it's true. You really are your own worst enemy.

[gammabruce]

[It is an awe-inspiring talent.]

I'm sure they're just busy with... other things. Patience is a virtue, Tony.

[beguilement]

[ ... ]

Quite frankly, the less of you the better.

[ :) ]

[hotredhero]

You are just jealous.

[:p]

[beguilement]

Of what, exactly? I get just attention solely focused on me. Yet here you are, whining and making a spectacle of yourself for not getting enough.

So, tell me. Where in there should I feel envy?

[ :D ]

[neveracoward]

[Blah blah Tony Stark talking about Tony Stark. This is familiar.]

Aw, what's got the Iron Man distracted from having fun?

[hotredhero]

[Blah blah someone else taking a haughty tone with him.]

I'm never distracted from fun. It's one of my many talents. I'm just waiting for someone to give me the green light on some projects.

[therealgenius]

You mean you got bored of something?

Golly gee willickers, alert the press.

[hotredhero]

Your teeth are crooked.

[thespidergirl]

A run-down model of you?

[ suspicious, narrow-eyed stare ] Are you a robot, Mr. Stark?

[hotredhero]

I'm not a robot, no. It's a figure of speech. Mostly. Kind of a joke, but it didn't really come out quite- You know what? Let's go with figure of speech.

So. Hi.

[spirited_wasp]

That’s a bit harsh of them to forget you. Maybe there waiting for you to start the fun.

[hotredhero]

But I'm always fun. They're just getting distracted by the not-fun me, which is pretty insulting, actually. So I figured this was about equivalent to lodging an official complaint. Close enough.

Because Lady Loki is as much a troll as original flavor.

[lieofasgard]

[Loki's just gonna sit here in this smoking hot female form and smirk at you for a while.]

That's unfortunate. Perhaps you need to go make your own fun, if your mundane won't provide it for you.

And that is no surprise

[hotredhero]

[Hi there. He's going to smirk right back. Thanks, this looks better than the original.]

I do make my own fun. I am the definition of fun. I was actually trying to get them to do something useful.

Does everyone assume I never do that? Because I do.

[It just depends on your definition of useful.]