dear_mun | Someone feels neglected.

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Someone feels neglected.

Yo. Yeah, hi, remember me? The guy you shot into space and promised a load of fun to if I played along?

Not having fun anymore. Seriously, we are so low on fun. You're embarrassing me.

It's been so long, I'm surprised you even recognize me. [Beat.] Long is a relative term, okay? The point is, I'm your first. All right, the first of us you picked up. The first Avenger on your roster, so how about a little quality time for Iron Man? This Iron Man.

...I'm not jealous of myself. That's stupid. I just don't see why you need a run down model of me when I'm that much more awesome. All I'm asking you to do is stick to your end of the deal, that's all. Not too hard, right?

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Someone has an inflated sense of ego. What kinds of problems could possibly happen?

Edited 2012-07-05 19:10 (UTC)

You know, people keep saying that like I don't deserve recognition. I mean, it's not like I ever designed and built my own flying armor or survived explosions or, I don't know, saved the world, right?

And lots of problems could happen. Just imagine what it's like to have a bored genius on your hands. I can get creative with my problems.

[This face? Not impressed.]

Saving the world is highly overrated these days. Whether you attempt or actually do it? People forget it moments later. Before you know it, you're stuck in jail--or in someone's horrid headspace. Whichever comes first.

I do not have to imagine that scenario, Mr. Stark. I'm living it right now.

Yeah, yeah, I got it. Fifteen minutes of fame and the public always moves on to the next big thing. See, the problem with that is I am the next big thing. Always.

And there's pretty much nothing my mun can do to get rid of me anyway, so. Captive audience.

[You don't need to be impressed. He's still going to be the same.]

You think this is bad? Just wait until I really get going.

So... you intend to win against your mun out of sheer stubbornness. Two ways that end. Either you're fortunate enough to be ignored, or you find yourself with more plots and unwanted attention than you know what to do with.

Does either outcome seem at all appealing?

You're assuming I can't handle it. I can take as many plots as they come up with, so, yeah, it does sound fun.

[This is my smug bastard face.]

So you say now, but just wait till you get buried under tags and you're stuck with a procrastinating mun. One whom you find yourself yelling at, while at the same time, protesting and questioning your very existence.

It will happen. Just wait.

[Shut up, he's not speaking from experience. Really.]

Gee, you're a downer. Seriously, do you usually have trouble like that with your mun? Because I don't think the yelling actually helps.

[Fatalist. Come on, stop being a negative nelly.]

[BY GRABTHAR'S HAMMER
YOU SHALL BE AVENGED]

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Someone feels neglected.

lies!

you can't troll this much awesome!

you only wish he couldn't!

Tony is more awesome okay. Just surrender.

A wise man once said 'Never give up, never surrender!'

You shouldn't take advice from actors. They lie for a living.

Yes, true, but they're still kickass words.

Okay, I'll give you that one.

totally not here

/GQ BROFIST