Someone feels neglected.

[hotredhero]

Yo. Yeah, hi, remember me? The guy you shot into space and promised a load of fun to if I played along?

Not having fun anymore. Seriously, we are so low on fun. You're embarrassing me.

It's been so long, I'm surprised you even recognize me. [Beat.] Long is a relative term, okay? The point is, I'm your first. All right, the first of us you picked up. The first Avenger on your roster, so how about a little quality time for Iron Man? This Iron Man.

...I'm not jealous of myself. That's stupid. I just don't see why you need a run down model of me when I'm that much more awesome. All I'm asking you to do is stick to your end of the deal, that's all. Not too hard, right?

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[beguilement]

[ ... ]

Quite frankly, the less of you the better.

[ :) ]

[hotredhero]

You are just jealous.

[:p]

[beguilement]

Of what, exactly? I get just attention solely focused on me. Yet here you are, whining and making a spectacle of yourself for not getting enough.

So, tell me. Where in there should I feel envy?

[ :D ]

[hotredhero]

Um, first off, I'm not whining. I'm complaining. There is kind of a difference there.

And no, you don't have to be jealous. Then again, I'm not even a god and people pay me tribute, so I wouldn't blame you if you were. It's not that my mun doesn't give me attention, it's just that there's apparently so much of me they decided to split it up between more than one. So, really, it's like they couldn't contain all of the me to one place.

[ >:| ]

[beguilement]

No, there is barely a difference to speak of.

You know, it's truly pathetic how you grasp at straws. Not only to seek to insult me--which, you quite failed at, by the way--but to assuage your own hurt feelings over tendrils of neglect. ...Or whatever you deign it necessary to call it to make yourself feel better.

Honestly, Stark, I expected much better from you. But it seems you are as puerile as the rest.

[ 8D! ]

[hotredhero]

Oh, please. If I wanted to insult you, I'd just point out how you can't seem to get one up on your brother even with an army to back you up. That's the definition of pathetic.

Besides, she's neglecting me for me, so I can complain as much as I damn well please... Wait, you actually expected a mature response? Well, that's a first. Can we let the other Avengers know? I want them to know.

[ >:3 ]

[beguilement]

He is not my brother. [ le fuq u Tony Stark ]

Even if she had been neglecting you for someone else, you would complain all the same--so there is hardly any difference to be had. [ ... ] Not even remotely. I at least know better than to expect maturity out of you. But, now it seems I have learned to expect nothing from you at all.

It's sad, really, to see intelligence go to waste.

[hotredhero]

[ So that means you got Starked. c: ]

Sure, whatever you say. You guys take that whole adoption thing way too seriously, by the way.

So I'm wasting my intelligence because I make one complaint asking someone when we're going to get the ball rolling? Harsh. I'm just making sure she doesn't forget who the better man is.