Well, we all saw this coming.

[hates_hippies]

MUNDANE! It has been quite a long time since last spoke, but I am glad that you picked such a FINE day to do so. America's own birthday, best damn day on the calender! We certainly showed those pansy Redcoats who the boss is! Yessir, I am PROUD to be a citizen of this fine country and I feel sorry for anyone who isn't. But you already know how great America is, you live here! As such, I'm going to skip to my point.

It's about DAMN time you got off the computer and did something, son. It's not Independence Day without family and a grill! Everyone knows each of those colonists ate 3 square meals a day consisting of ribs, burgers, and hot dogs. So many people know it they don't even bother writing in the history books anymore!

Anyway, you've done me proud, son. BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET! I don't care what time it is, you get your ass out there and WATCH THOSE FIREWORKS! They are a symbol of the spirit of AMERICA!

That is all, DISMISSED.

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Never too late for me. :D

[hasstandards]

I wasn't aware a grill could be impressive.

How about now?

[hates_hippies]

Well now you know. And knowing's half the war!

[...close enough.]

Nope. Still not too late!

[hasstandards]

I'll take your word for it.

[He finishes his burger and decides to rummage through the cooler for a drink to wash it down. Too bad there's no coffee in there.]

Ugg, fine. I guess I will accept your forever backtagging ablity.

[hates_hippies]

[Nope, just beer and the occasional soda. These two are clearly too manly for coffee...even though Soldier enjoys a good cup of joe.]

So! How was it?

[hasstandards]

[Beer it is, then. He grabs a bottle and scans the label.]

How was what?