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[toldyouso]

Lady, what the ☠☠☠☠ are you--no, you know what? Fine. This is not the weirdest thing ever to happen to me.

So if I said "anywhere's better than the Cancerverse," I'd regret it, right?

...Anywhere's better than the Cancerverse.

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[toldyouso]

[Pete can't keep the Earth heroes and villains straight.]

Another one of wha--did you just pronounce "Z-O-M-G?"

[He spells it out.]

[tickticktickboom]

[Who could, really?]

Another...well yeah I did. So what?

[HER SPEECH IS FLAWLESS OKAY. EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A LOSER.]

[toldyouso]

Noooooooooothing.

[tickticktickboom]

Unlike most people I can get away with saying zomg and still sound cool.

[She's totally serious.]

[toldyouso]

...'Kay.

[Nope, not arguing.]

[tickticktickboom]

So who are you anyway?

[toldyouso]

Peter Quill, Star-Lord. I'm with the Guardians of the Galaxy.

[It doesn't occur to him that sounds weird and pretentious as hell.]

Got a galaxy you need guarded?