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Lady, what the ☠☠☠☠ are you--no, you know what? Fine. This is not the weirdest thing ever to happen to me.
So if I said "anywhere's better than the Cancerverse," I'd regret it, right?
...Anywhere's better than the Cancerverse.
So if I said "anywhere's better than the Cancerverse," I'd regret it, right?
...Anywhere's better than the Cancerverse.

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If this is a time paradox I'm just going to go have a beer.
You can come.
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Fine, but you're paying.
And you deserve whatever is coming to you by bating her.
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[She was talking about Fin Fang Foom, not Drax...whoever that was. Is.]
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I AM GROOT!
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[Pete reaches up to slap Groot on the shoulder, or as close as he can manage. Given the height difference, his hand makes it about midway up Groot's forearm.]
It's great to see you, and I'm not going to look a gift...uh. Tree. In the mouth.
[...Nevermind.]
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*He's happy to see you too, Peter. In as much as he can tell one small person from the next.]
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How about right here and now with you facing the wrath of Thanos?
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Third person is never a good sign. How the hell did you get out, anyway?
[GAMORA HALP.]
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UNLESS YOU HELP HIM WITH THANOS IN WHICH CASE YOU'RE SECOND IN COMMAND.]
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[Begins charging up a huge amout of cosmic energy in his right fist to blow you away with in one shot.]
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Go ahead. Nuke me so hard my component molecules dissociate...which you could have done anytime you felt like it, I might point out.
She's still not going to stop to chat with you when she comes to collect me.
[What, it's not like Thanos can kill him twice.]
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