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[toldyouso]

Lady, what the ☠☠☠☠ are you--no, you know what? Fine. This is not the weirdest thing ever to happen to me.

So if I said "anywhere's better than the Cancerverse," I'd regret it, right?

...Anywhere's better than the Cancerverse.

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[gamora]

Are you regretting it yet?

[toldyouso]

You're gonna have to narrow "it" down.

[gamora]

I don't have time to listen to your life story. About "anywhere's better than the Cancerverse".

[toldyouso]

[frysquint]

If this is a time paradox I'm just going to go have a beer.

You can come.

[gamora]

[ it totally is, sorry Peter. ]

Fine, but you're paying.

And you deserve whatever is coming to you by bating her.

[tickticktickboom]

...what's the weirdest thing that ever happened to you?

[toldyouso]

Off the top of my head, I'm going to say "being on the same side as Thanos," but don't hold me to that.

[tickticktickboom]

So, like, no monster things with death ray faces or giant green dragon monsters in purple underpants?

[toldyouso]

Drax doesn't wear that outfit anymore, and I wouldn't really call him a dragon monster...

[tickticktickboom]

Zomg, wait there's another one?

[She was talking about Fin Fang Foom, not Drax...whoever that was. Is.]

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[toldyouso]

Oh, hey. You're a sight for sore eyes. Don't suppose you're hiding Rocky somewhere?

[i_am_groot]

*He shakes his head*

I AM GROOT!

[toldyouso]

Oh, well. He can take care of himself.

[Pete reaches up to slap Groot on the shoulder, or as close as he can manage. Given the height difference, his hand makes it about midway up Groot's forearm.]

It's great to see you, and I'm not going to look a gift...uh. Tree. In the mouth.

[...Nevermind.]

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

*He's happy to see you too, Peter. In as much as he can tell one small person from the next.]

[themad_titan]

Anywhere's better than the Cancerverse?

How about right here and now with you facing the wrath of Thanos?

[toldyouso]

[Fuck his life.]

Third person is never a good sign. How the hell did you get out, anyway?

[GAMORA HALP.]

[gamora]

[ DON'T LOOK AT HER, LAST SHE KNEW DRAX RIPPED HIS HEART OUT. ]

[toldyouso]

[YOU ARE OFF THE TEAM.

UNLESS YOU HELP HIM WITH THANOS IN WHICH CASE YOU'RE SECOND IN COMMAND.]

[themad_titan]

I am Thanos. Nothing is impossible for me. Now then, ready to die?

[Begins charging up a huge amout of cosmic energy in his right fist to blow you away with in one shot.]

[toldyouso]

[He spreads his hands.]

Go ahead. Nuke me so hard my component molecules dissociate...which you could have done anytime you felt like it, I might point out.

She's still not going to stop to chat with you when she comes to collect me.

[What, it's not like Thanos can kill him twice.]

[sanscosmic]

Yeah, you probably are gonna regret that.

[toldyouso]

Knowing better has never stopped me before.

[sanscosmic]

I'm just saying.

[toldyouso]

I have the most supportive teammates.