Meet the Pyro: Coming sometime between now and the end of the world.

[notintehkitchen]

Hey, mun.

I know my super amazing introduction is about to unfold but you keep saying two words that really confuse me.

"Meet the Pyro" I understand "coming", I also understand. Now, this "Valve time" I don't! What is it? It is not something I can translate or understand properly....

Comments

[hasstandards]

When she stops making sense, you'd best just assume your mundane is insane, pumpkin. That's what I do.

[And look where it's gotten him. On second thought, maybe his advice isn't so great.]

[notintehkitchen]

She said nobody will know I'm ever a girl or a boy even when my video does come.

She said our creator is a "huge troll", Mr. Hawk.

[hasstandards]

Troll? Like one of those things what lives under a bridge in fairy tales?

[notintehkitchen]

I don't know but I hope so! Trolls are cute!

[sentryslinger]

Has your mundane been findin' some of those odd items lyin' around, too? Mine has. Got her all excited for your introduction and everything.

[notintehkitchen]

Odd items?

[UNSURE, UNSURE, UNSURE AND MORE UNSURE.]

[sentryslinger]

Yeah. There was a plank of wood and a goldfish that showed up for my mundane the other day. I'm not sure what they'd be good for, but she trusts me to find some use for 'em.

[notintehkitchen]

They are just items suited for me.

[She was afraid her underwear showed up. Not that she should worry since she wears men's underwear and bounds up her breasts with bandages anyways--but hey, sometimes she forgets.]

[medick]

You expect them to understand and listen to your questions and feelings?

[ in the tone of: why would you they're terrible ]

[notintehkitchen]

[She doesn't even respond, she just starts chasing him.]

Sensei! Sensei! SENSEI!

[medick]

[ god why is she running — ] Pyro, stop! Heel! Schweigen!

[notintehkitchen]

Come here Sensei! Come here!

[not_onyourside]

Valve time ees just a way of saying zhat eet ees coming "when zhey feel like eet."

[notintehkitchen]

So nobody cares about me then?

[Slump.

They care more about the sandvich then her.]

[not_onyourside]

Perhaps zhey are taking more time because yours will be longer zhan zhe rest?

[notintehkitchen]

Like a movie?!

[MAYBE SHE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF THE PUZZLE.]

[one_winged_demon]

"Valve" Is the company that makes the videos you're waiting on.

They're kind of infamous for taking the longest time to make things.

[notintehkitchen]

Maybe they are saving the best for last!

[one_winged_demon]

Possibly. I thought the Medic's one was one of their best.

By the way my mundane wanted to run a possible person he might bring by you that you might find interesting. He'll talk to your mundane about it if you have the reaction he's expecting.

[stabstabstab]

Try not to hurt yourself in your enthusiasm, citrouille. Your video will come in time.

[notintehkitchen]

It will be better then yours.

[Sticks flatchest out proudly.]

[stabstabstab]

I have more important things to concern myself over than a short movie. I expect we may be seeing a deluge of Pyros in the coming weeks as a result of it.

[Including BLU Pyros. What joy.]

[red_pyro]

Hudda?

[He's just looking at you, trying to recognize you from somewhere.]

[notintehkitchen]

Hello there fellow brother or sister of the flames! How are you?

[red_pyro]

[Holds up a sign.]

I'm fine! How are you, little sis?