notintehkitchen: (saw heavy naked)
RED Pyro (Mori Momo) ([personal profile] notintehkitchen) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-20 02:22 pm

Meet the Pyro: Coming sometime between now and the end of the world.

Hey, mun.

I know my super amazing introduction is about to unfold but you keep saying two words that really confuse me.

"Meet the Pyro" I understand "coming", I also understand. Now, this "Valve time" I don't! What is it? It is not something I can translate or understand properly....
hasstandards: (➸ Standin' around like a bloody idiot.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-20 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
When she stops making sense, you'd best just assume your mundane is insane, pumpkin. That's what I do.

[And look where it's gotten him. On second thought, maybe his advice isn't so great.]
sentryslinger: (GIDDY UP)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2012-06-20 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Has your mundane been findin' some of those odd items lyin' around, too? Mine has. Got her all excited for your introduction and everything.
hasstandards: (➸ Some shonky business right there.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-20 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Troll? Like one of those things what lives under a bridge in fairy tales?
hasstandards: (➸ Shouldn't have even gotten outta bed.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-20 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
... I don't think we were told the same stories as kids.
hasstandards: (➸ How many times have you died?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-20 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't see why you're askin' me. If you can find a troll and want to build a bridge for it to live under where it'll eat anyone mental enough to cross it, that's your business.
hasstandards: (➸ Need a Dispenser here!)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-20 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
... You're kidding.

[On second thought—]

No, you're not. Pyro, you can't just go adoptin' everything. Some animals are dangerous.

[If a troll constitutes as an animal, that is.]
Edited 2012-06-20 21:40 (UTC)
sentryslinger: (MOVE 'EM OUT)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2012-06-20 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. There was a plank of wood and a goldfish that showed up for my mundane the other day. I'm not sure what they'd be good for, but she trusts me to find some use for 'em.
sentryslinger: (NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2012-06-20 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
And how do you figure that?
hasstandards: (➸ This is getting embarrassing.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-20 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't go standin' under bridges and devouring anything that crosses them.
sentryslinger: (MUCH OBLIGED PARTNER)

[personal profile] sentryslinger 2012-06-20 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If you say so. You'd think the fish would've come with a bowl to keep him in, though. I ended up puttin' mine in an old can. Not perfect, but he's alive.
hasstandards: (➸ All rockets, no brains?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-20 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure people don't taste like that. And goats certainly don't.
hasstandards: (➸ Aww did I get blood on your suit?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-20 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
We can have goat sometime, if you'd like. I've cooked it before.

[Not people, though. The man has some standards.]
hasstandards: (➸ Here's a touching story:)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-20 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not that he's ever talking about that.]

Really. I was pretty sure you wouldn't eat anything you thought was adorable or what have you.

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