Considering a third game for him

[bye_to_yer_head]

So one week of school an' yer thinkin' ya can handle putting me in another game? Nothin' doing. I refuse.

Not only do I not want t' go anywhere else, schools jus' gonna pick up an' yer gonna get overloaded. An' ya always put this nonsense above yer schoolwork because you don't know how t' prioritize things.

An' the places I'm at are bad enough. I'm sure you'll find somethin' even worse. A place with nothin' but Spies or where I can't have my gun. Because ya enjoy making me suffer.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Maybe you should just deliver a letter explainin' everything. Like a welcome t' Paradise brochure.

*He's only kind of joking.*

[hasstandards]

I'm not a bloody postman.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Maybe you could put it on th' end of a Sleeper dart.

[hasstandards]

... Ya know, that's not such a bad idea.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Won't even have t' leave th' police station.

[hasstandards]

See if I can get a window that faces the hospital. I can take anyone out who looks like trouble before they even cause it. How's that for my civic duty?

[bye_to_yer_head]

And they're already in th' hospital for th' respawn. Just practical, that's what that is.

[hasstandards]

Right. Practical, efficient. We oughtta get some kind of reward for thinkin' this up. Than again, if it's a reward from those gods, I'm not sure I want it.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I wouldn't mind gettin' th' camper back.

[hasstandards]

Not sure I'm interested in doin' the gods any favors to get it, though. Who knows what they'll have ya do.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well maybe ya can negotiate. You deliver brochures to the newcomers, and get a steady stream of stuff from back home in return.

[hasstandards]

... Deliver brochures to the newcomers.

[bye_to_yer_head]

On th' end 'f the darts.

[hasstandards]

That's more like it. I'm not steppin' foot inside that hospital again if I can help it.

[That, and greeting newcomers sounds ridiculous.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

What, yer not gonna go t' the dedication ceremony when they name that room after ya?

[hasstandards]

Next time I end up there, I expect I'll be in the morgue.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Nah. Ya ain't died yet. And you've come damn close.

[hasstandards]

My luck's bound to run out eventually. I don't intend to test it too often.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Probably a good plan. Now that yer a police officer maybe they'll think twice about messin' with you.

[hasstandards]

Right. I'm sure a badge and the force consisting of some kids and a talking raccoon will really scare off anyone lookin' for a fight.

[bye_to_yer_head]

On the positive side, the only bloke who might be lookin' to start trouble seems t' only care about drinkin' and kicking things.

[hasstandards]

And women. Can't get him to shut up about that, either.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Considerin' all th' sheila's in Paradise are mercenaries and could kill him, he probably ain't gonna get real far.

[hasstandards]

Probably not. I doubt he could even handle Miss Pauling.

[Who can be terrifying when she wants to be.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'd loike t' see him try. She'd probably bash his head in with that clipboard 'f hers.