Considering a third game for him

[bye_to_yer_head]

So one week of school an' yer thinkin' ya can handle putting me in another game? Nothin' doing. I refuse.

Not only do I not want t' go anywhere else, schools jus' gonna pick up an' yer gonna get overloaded. An' ya always put this nonsense above yer schoolwork because you don't know how t' prioritize things.

An' the places I'm at are bad enough. I'm sure you'll find somethin' even worse. A place with nothin' but Spies or where I can't have my gun. Because ya enjoy making me suffer.

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[hasstandards]

And I thought bein' stuck in two of these games was a bad enough idea. I guess it could— well, you know what I usually say about this sort of thing.

[bye_to_yer_head]

An' this toime it's true. I'm sure she'll find somethin' just awful. She wanted t' send me to one where I'd have t' be a doting husband or somesuch. I get enough of that nonsense in Mayfield.

[hasstandards]

Eugh. Aren't there any games where it's a bit like our jobs? At least somethin' where they don't take your gun away right off the bat and say ya can't shoot nothin'.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I dunno. She hasn't looked that far into it. There was one where I could have been a teacher teachin' others t' Snipe. But I don't think I'd make a real good teacher.

[hasstandards]

Yeah, got to agree with you there. I can't see a bloke like you headin' a room fulla kids. In fact, I can't see any of us doin' that.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I could see Scout doin' it. Assuming the class was: ways I'm better than you are.

[hasstandards]

Or Soldier. He's probably better at lecturin' heads than kids.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't know that anyone would sit there t' listen to him. Plus it's probably not a good idea t' teach a bunch of kids how to blow up their own legs.

Especially without a respawn or a medigun. I don't know how he even lived this long if that's his idea of a battle strategy.

[shhhhh_secret]

I could keep you quite busy.

[bye_to_yer_head]

An' here I thought I was rid of you.

[notintehkitchen]

Too bad your mun doesn't treat you as kindly as my mun does to me.

[bye_to_yer_head]

She normally ain't so bad. I think she's bored or somethin'.

[notintehkitchen]

Mine is on;y weird when Engineers are around.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well we got one in Paradise now. She bein' weird all th' time then?

[notintehkitchen]

Well. she thinks... we are suited for each other.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Eyebrow arch*

Suited fer each other huh? What happened t' RED?

[notintehkitchen]

[Waves hands back and forth.]

N-nothing at all! NOTHING!

[bye_to_yer_head]

Ya can't have both you know.

[stabstabstab]

That is surprisingly good advice, especially coming from you, convict.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Course it is. I'm a sensible sort 'f bloke.

[stabstabstab]

Says the man who pisses in a jar and lives in that dingy box he calls a camper. I am quite surprised you haven't caught some horrible disease living in such unhygienic conditions.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Th' camper ain't dingy. And I clean it when it needs t' be cleaned. Not that that's any 'f yer bloody business.

[stabstabstab]

When do you clean it, every six months?

It is still good to know where you live. For future...references.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Loike I said, when it needs t' be.

*Something like that, yes.*

I ain't invitin' ya in fer coffee. So don't try it.

[stabstabstab]

[He's going to raise an eyebrow at that.]

Why do you assume that is my intention?