Considering a third game for him

[bye_to_yer_head]

So one week of school an' yer thinkin' ya can handle putting me in another game? Nothin' doing. I refuse.

Not only do I not want t' go anywhere else, schools jus' gonna pick up an' yer gonna get overloaded. An' ya always put this nonsense above yer schoolwork because you don't know how t' prioritize things.

An' the places I'm at are bad enough. I'm sure you'll find somethin' even worse. A place with nothin' but Spies or where I can't have my gun. Because ya enjoy making me suffer.

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[hasstandards]

And I thought bein' stuck in two of these games was a bad enough idea. I guess it could— well, you know what I usually say about this sort of thing.

[bye_to_yer_head]

An' this toime it's true. I'm sure she'll find somethin' just awful. She wanted t' send me to one where I'd have t' be a doting husband or somesuch. I get enough of that nonsense in Mayfield.

[hasstandards]

Eugh. Aren't there any games where it's a bit like our jobs? At least somethin' where they don't take your gun away right off the bat and say ya can't shoot nothin'.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I dunno. She hasn't looked that far into it. There was one where I could have been a teacher teachin' others t' Snipe. But I don't think I'd make a real good teacher.

[hasstandards]

Yeah, got to agree with you there. I can't see a bloke like you headin' a room fulla kids. In fact, I can't see any of us doin' that.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I could see Scout doin' it. Assuming the class was: ways I'm better than you are.

[hasstandards]

Or Soldier. He's probably better at lecturin' heads than kids.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I don't know that anyone would sit there t' listen to him. Plus it's probably not a good idea t' teach a bunch of kids how to blow up their own legs.

Especially without a respawn or a medigun. I don't know how he even lived this long if that's his idea of a battle strategy.

[hasstandards]

They say hate can keep a man goin' in spite of a lot of injuries. I'm pretty sure he's got plenty of that.

[shhhhh_secret]

I could keep you quite busy.

[notintehkitchen]

Too bad your mun doesn't treat you as kindly as my mun does to me.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hate ain't gonna stick 'em back together when he's halfway across th' field and his feet are still at th' base.

[bye_to_yer_head]

An' here I thought I was rid of you.

[bye_to_yer_head]

She normally ain't so bad. I think she's bored or somethin'.

[hasstandards]

True. At least that's why we've got Medics.

... Though frankly, I don't want ta know how the gun makes his feet come back.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm afraid t' ask. I know Medic'll tell me. And I don't want t' hear it. We're probably all gettin' cancer from this thing.

[hasstandards]

Probably. I wouldn't ask our Doc even if I was curious. Seems like that's just askin' for trouble, nosin' about his business and askin' how his gadgets work.

[bye_to_yer_head]

He'd probably want t' give a demonstration.

[hasstandards]

[Grimacing. Grimacing harder.]

Yeah. Let's just not ask.

[bye_to_yer_head]

There's plenty of things with our work that were better off not knowin'. That gun, th' respawn, dispensers, a whole mess 'f things that don't make sense.

[notintehkitchen]

Mine is on;y weird when Engineers are around.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Well we got one in Paradise now. She bein' weird all th' time then?

[notintehkitchen]

Well. she thinks... we are suited for each other.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Eyebrow arch*

Suited fer each other huh? What happened t' RED?

[notintehkitchen]

[Waves hands back and forth.]

N-nothing at all! NOTHING!