sobs into hands

[planetpiss]

 Well, fanschy scheeing you here. It'sch only been like two yearsch, huh? Louschy bitch.

I mean, giving it the old try-a-roonie again, huh schweetheart?

Figuresch. I knew you'd come back. You can't resischt my unfathomable charmsch. Now do me a favor and get me schomething to eat, huh? I'm fucking schtarving.

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[thatsdoable]

...Oh.

Okay then I guess, uh... I guess you're off the hook, Toki.

[punishment_hole]

His sandwiches are made of shit anyway, wes can find better ones.

[thatsdoable]

But not really right? I mean I eat those...

[punishment_hole]

No's they are not literally made out of the shit, Nathan.

[thatsdoable]

Oh thank god.

'Cuz like... I don't eat shit, Toki. I have no idea what shit tastes like. Those could have been shit sandwiches and I would have had, like, no idea.

[punishment_hole]

Well I don'ts know what shit tastes like either. But it doesn't matter now because we are goings to get a robot to make the sandwiches for us.

[thatsdoable]

Will it make beer, too?

[punishment_hole]

Why would we get a sandwich robot that couldn't make us the beer too?