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William Murderface ([personal profile] planetpiss) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-11 08:11 pm

sobs into hands

 Well, fanschy scheeing you here. It'sch only been like two yearsch, huh? Louschy bitch.

I mean, giving it the old try-a-roonie again, huh schweetheart?

Figuresch. I knew you'd come back. You can't resischt my unfathomable charmsch. Now do me a favor and get me schomething to eat, huh? I'm fucking schtarving.

My deepest condolences. I have a couple of the boys in my head, too. :/

[personal profile] doesntbetray 2012-06-12 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He's been staring at you since 'unfathomable charms', brow arched liekwo.]

It's our burden to bear, I'm afraid. At least they're entertaining.

[personal profile] doesntbetray 2012-06-12 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god, this guy just used 'dildo' as an insult. He cracks a smile and shakes his head. He then holds up his bottle of whiskey and a glass to offer some. He knows this guy is largely harmless.]

I should dust off Nathan eventually. Haven't played him for years.

[personal profile] doesntbetray 2012-06-12 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Brandon shakes his head as he fills the glass and then refills his own.]

Not a fan of metal. I like blues.

I've got to admit, it's been one hell of a season! I can't blame him.

[personal profile] doesntbetray 2012-06-12 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Passive shrug.]

Sorry. Murdertrains aren't my style.

[He's never understood the need to be loud.]
jerkfuck: (His asshole face.)

[personal profile] jerkfuck 2012-06-12 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
...did you just call a stranger a dildo?

[Murderface: new spirit animal.]

I LOVED Handsomeface last night. Ffff~

[personal profile] doesntbetray 2012-06-12 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Solo album?

[Brandon hasn't even sipped from his own second glass yet. He looks at Murderface's glass and pours him another round.]

I'm sure it will be very... evocative.
jerkfuck: (It's the anchor point of your face.)

[personal profile] jerkfuck 2012-06-12 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
..."guy"? "You"?
thatsdoable: (Wutklok)

[personal profile] thatsdoable 2012-06-12 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
The fuck are you complaining about, at least you're inside a chick.

Heh... Inside...
thatsdoable: (Headacheklok)

[personal profile] thatsdoable 2012-06-12 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Whoah I had no idea you were so cultured an' stuff Murderface. Chinese people gotta be pretty smart if they can get out of those finger traps.
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[personal profile] tallerthanatree 2012-06-12 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Muns...is fickle beings.

Always changing. Likes the winds of Hresvelgr. You cannot trusts them. You just can't.
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[personal profile] thatsdoable 2012-06-12 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Also Buddha wrote this book about making art out of war, so. That's pretty sweet too. Chinamen are badasses.
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[personal profile] thatsdoable 2012-06-12 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Anyway is this chick at least hot?
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[personal profile] tallerthanatree 2012-06-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
There is too many peoples here. And when one approaches me that isn't even famous or anything, I haves to talk to thems anyways! How ams I supposed to practice guitars if I haves to talk to every idiot?

Is crap, and dildos. Crap-covered dildos.

Maybe we cans find Pickle and Toki and run away. Or maybe leave Toki. For distractions.
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[personal profile] punishment_hole 2012-06-12 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Murderface thats no way to speaks to the ladies that are taking care of you.

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