Voice Testing *Homeless

[holmestheelder]

You are adorable.

Really. In that fascinating way small children are adorable so long as they are quiet and belong to someone else.

I have no interest in inhabiting your head or dancing to your whims. Kindly take your misguided notion of a 'good idea' and apply it to someone else.

Do not make me repeat myself, it is tedious in the extreme. I have a government to keep track of and a brother to run; or the other way around, it changes each day to the next.

Comments

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You have no power over me.

[holmestheelder]

And here I had the most curious file on my desk.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[The tiniest move.]

Doubtful. Even John can work out most of your files.

[holmestheelder]

[The barest hint of a smirk.]

'Most', unlike the word 'all' leaves a margin for speculation that this might be like the majority or perhaps the rarity.

Of course you are welcome to leave that unknown factor to chance.

[has_two_wives]

I'm afraid the dancing for whims bit is unavoidable at this stage. And it's high likely this will not be the last of the tediousness you're made to endure.

[holmestheelder]

I do not do whims.

[Don't mind him, he's studying you a bit closely.]

You appear a bit out of the wrong time.

[has_two_wives]

You do not or you prefer not?

[ Looking a tad affronted by the accusation of his time being 'wrong'. ]

It's the perfectly right time as far as I'm concerned. Perhaps it's your time that's mistaken.

[holmestheelder]

I fail to see a difference.

[Oh how amusing. Were he given to such acts, Mycroft might smile.]

And pray tell, what would be the 'right' time as far as you are concerned?

[bestprofessional]

Don't you ever think you should give your brother a break. [It isn't a question.]

[holmestheelder]

No.

[It isn't even a hesitation.]

And when last I checked, the sky was still blue, the grass was still green and rabbits went hop. Are we asking any other self explanatory questions tonight, Detective Inspector?

[bestprofessional]

That'll be all. Sir.

[God damn you Holmes brothers, messing up his life.]

[holmestheelder]

[It is assuredly a hobby Lestrade.]

You disappoint me, Detective Inspector. No follow up on your concern for my little brother?

/gently slides in here

[alldeduction]

For once, Mycroft, I have to agree.

Tell your mundane to keep you as far from the City as possible, and perhaps I can continue to work in peace without your incessant interference.

Come to meeeeee

[holmestheelder]

[He'll take a moment to wrap his mind around those words coming from your mouth Sherlock.]

You know it disturbs me when you agree with me, Sherlock. It is unnatural.

However if you are going to tempt me with the promise of maintaining an eye on your proclivities, I might have to consider this City. Simply to ensure you do not risk boredom.

:D

[alldeduction]

Of course, wouldn't want you feeling uncomfortable.

[A small sneer.]

My boredom is not your concern. As for the City, You would find yourself at a loss. A brand new world with absolutely none of your web set up? I doubt you'd last a week.

Perhaps the Porter would be benevolent and grant you the ability to disappear.

[holmestheelder]

[Have a roll of the eyes, Sherlock.]

Now you're just being tedious, Sherlock. If you want me to consider this City of your's come out and say so, no need to play the passive aggressive game.

[Even if that was one of their favorite sports.]

[stillhastrustissues]

You're a laugh riot, Mycroft. [ :| ]

[holmestheelder]

The life of every party, Doctor Watson.

[This was a sarcasm-off, right?]

[stillhastrustissues]

Yes, well, knowing your usual method of operations, half the guests are there against their will anyway.

I'd recommend playing a bit nicer with your mun, though.

/sliiiiiides in too ALL THE SHERLOCKS

[noshit]

I find it hard to believe you have time to run the government when you insist on bothering John or myself so often.

And do stop texting his phone when I ignore you. It doesn't make me want to do you biding any quicker, Mycroft.

/Catches lovingly!

[holmestheelder]

You make it sound as if bothering you and Doctor Watson takes effort, Sherlock. I assure you it is one of the easier parts of my day.

[Not necessarily true but it was one of the less tiresome parts of his day. Think he's going to admit that though?]

Maybe not want but at least you respond.

<3

[noshit]

I'm not sure you know what effort is.

[Since you insist on having him and John do all your leg work.]

There is a difference between accepting to do something and mere response.

You're talking to my John. 8| Clearly I must join in.

[deduce]

I'd have expected something a bit more manipulative coming from you, Mycroft. Why don't you make your mun an offer she can't refuse? Isn't that more your area?

_{[And is it really a brother to run or a brother on the run?]}

I promise all I am doing is talking (innocent look!) XD.

[holmestheelder]

I did attempt to sabotage her attempt to make this journal but she quickly figured out the source of the problem and fixed the matter.

I am hoping she recognizes that she is biting off more than she can chew with me, accepts her intellectual limitations and leaves me to my quiet.

[There's a difference; really?]

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. B|

[deduce]

She won't. They never do.

I've been here for years and the pattern simply continues unbroken. That is, of course, if you become her favourite.

_{[And yes, there is, and one of them is your fault, dearest brother.]}

Which _{[have a sort of pointed look, one that tugs at an eyebrow and drags out a sneer.]} probably isn't going to happen.