Voice Testing *Homeless

[holmestheelder]

You are adorable.

Really. In that fascinating way small children are adorable so long as they are quiet and belong to someone else.

I have no interest in inhabiting your head or dancing to your whims. Kindly take your misguided notion of a 'good idea' and apply it to someone else.

Do not make me repeat myself, it is tedious in the extreme. I have a government to keep track of and a brother to run; or the other way around, it changes each day to the next.

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/gently slides in here

[alldeduction]

For once, Mycroft, I have to agree.

Tell your mundane to keep you as far from the City as possible, and perhaps I can continue to work in peace without your incessant interference.

Come to meeeeee

[holmestheelder]

[He'll take a moment to wrap his mind around those words coming from your mouth Sherlock.]

You know it disturbs me when you agree with me, Sherlock. It is unnatural.

However if you are going to tempt me with the promise of maintaining an eye on your proclivities, I might have to consider this City. Simply to ensure you do not risk boredom.

:D

[alldeduction]

Of course, wouldn't want you feeling uncomfortable.

[A small sneer.]

My boredom is not your concern. As for the City, You would find yourself at a loss. A brand new world with absolutely none of your web set up? I doubt you'd last a week.

Perhaps the Porter would be benevolent and grant you the ability to disappear.

[holmestheelder]

[Have a roll of the eyes, Sherlock.]

Now you're just being tedious, Sherlock. If you want me to consider this City of your's come out and say so, no need to play the passive aggressive game.

[Even if that was one of their favorite sports.]

[alldeduction]

I have absolutely no interest.

If it wasn't for the ceaseless nagging of my mundane, I would have happily ignored this completely.

John wouldn't be happy to see you either, when he returns. Though I'm sure you'd have no trouble finding new friends.

[holmestheelder]

Yes, well if it wasn't for the grand delusions of my, must we use mundane?

Very well.

Were it not for the grand delusions of my 'mundane' I would be quite contentedly at my club, enjoying peace, quiet and a brandy. Instead I am here enjoying scintillating conversation.

[alldeduction]

Ah, one more reason for you not to come.

No Diogenes Club in New York.

Pity. [Aaaaall the sarcasm.]

[holmestheelder]

I founded one, I can always found another.

[Bored. Find better sarcasm little brother.]

So you are in New York? How do you find the mighty 'Big apple'?

[alldeduction]

A New York. They call it simply 'The City' in this universe.

Tedious. Dull. Boring.

The meta humans only make it worse.

The criminal class is more likely to announce themselves and project their crimes than they are actually to do them, and the last one involved a 50 foot baby.

[He's also very grumpy because John has been ported out until the game moves to DW in Feb.]

[holmestheelder]

[Oh, that does sound ... dull, tedious and quite boring.]

A fifty foot baby?

[His expression says it all. You are finding the perfect argument to keep him out of this precious City of yours.]

How have you even managed?