Voice Testing *Homeless

[holmestheelder]

You are adorable.

Really. In that fascinating way small children are adorable so long as they are quiet and belong to someone else.

I have no interest in inhabiting your head or dancing to your whims. Kindly take your misguided notion of a 'good idea' and apply it to someone else.

Do not make me repeat myself, it is tedious in the extreme. I have a government to keep track of and a brother to run; or the other way around, it changes each day to the next.

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[holmestheelder]

[You're just getting a 'don't be boring' expression.]

[has_two_wives]

[ And you are getting the eyeroll Watson reserves for people named Holmes. Woe is his life. How he suffers. ]

You were the one to bring insanity into this, not me - don't give me that look.

[holmestheelder]

[Well, it is fitting to receive that eyeroll after all.]

Don't use an inane argument. Honestly, 'you started it', really is that the best you can do?

[has_two_wives]

[ He pinches the bridge of his nose, oh, migraine incoming. ]

Honestly, we're arguing over what bloody year it is, thus I'm fair certain we passed up inanity long ago.

[holmestheelder]

[Its a Holmes specialty!]

Because it is not 1891, it is in fact 2012.

[has_two_wives]

[ He narrows his eyes so very critically. Either someone's trying to be funny or the casual stab about insanity was more spot on then he meant. But he's endured nonsense before and he'll hear this out as well. ]

...And how am I to be any more convinced of you than you are of me?

[holmestheelder]

[Did you seriously just ask that question, Watson?? Holmes is going to look at you as if you hit your head ... often.]

How else do you explain the mode in which we are communicating?

[has_two_wives]

[ He gives such a very flat look. ]

I explain it as bizarre invention. Not as time-travel. [ Said in the tone that denotes all the absurdity that that is. ]