I've got my eye on you

[motherfuckin_avengers]

[A letter for each and every Avenger]

Comments

[tasteslikecoconut]

"Let that which is unsaid be said"? Funny, pretty sure I've heard all these threats before.

[motherfuckin_avengers]

You, Stark, have an unprecedented and unbroken record of 45 consecutive absences.

That's not a compliment or an achievement, by the way.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Gasp! How dare you insinuate such a thing.]

It's forty four and you know it. I was ... at least half-present for that one where Barton took three bathroom breaks in a half hour. You might want to get that checked out, by the way, I've heard prostate cancer and uncontrollable bladder impulses are pretty common for compromised assassins these days.

i fkn luv you so much right now

[gammabruce]

In my defense, sir, I've been quite busy in the lab while your team rebuilds my room. Speaking of which, a cot in the hallway, while familiar, is not suitable for a full night of sleep.

you big green softie

[motherfuckin_avengers]

Your record of missed meetings is significantly lower than the others. I just wanted to make my intentions clear to everyone

[tricksteress]

I'm not being included in your little group exercise, Director Fury?

I'm hurt.

[motherfuckin_avengers]

I don't need a letter to tell you to clean up the motherfuckin' mess you made of New York City.

oh. my. god. a Fury! eeeeee!

[uncompromise]

In my defense, I was out of town during the last meeting. And the one before that was during the whole... you know. Brainwashed thing.

[Ahaha- oh man, the boss is pissed, isn't he?]

He's mostly for crack and/or cursing purposes

[motherfuckin_avengers]

I've noted those excuses. This is a general warning for everyone. Especially Stark

I make no apologies for this

[ex_mygenuinepleasure660]

You know some of us have other jobs right?

Though Stark is just doing it on purpose.

None necessary

[motherfuckin_avengers]

As long as it doesn't blow your cover, I expect you to be there for every meeting that you can.

[mjolnir_time]

I would be pleased to attend the meetings of your war council, as soon as I am able to return to Earth.

[motherfuckin_avengers]

Just make sure Loki gets lock up good and tight in Asgard.

[agent_romanoff]

I'd have shown up if I was told about them. SHIELD needs to work on their messaging system.

[motherfuckin_avengers]

You can blame Stark for that. He keeps hacking and intercepting messages.

Re: Your feedback

[character_box]

[motherfuckin_avengers]

[ Just come to the damn meetings or I'll hire Pepper to be your personal keeper.

[butwhytho]

You wouldn't have this problem if you'd recruited Spider-Man, Director.

[arach_nerd]

Normally I'd agree with myself, but given our track record for not showing up on time for pretty much anything scheduled, that's a blatant lie and you know it.

[sonsomnia]

[motherfuckin_avengers]

Stop exiling your sons here!

Director Fury

[therealgenius]

Director Fury,

Please check which of Anthony's e-mails you use next time.

He's routed several to dump his spam on mine.

Thank you,
Justin Hammer

[motherfuckin_avengers]

I'd say I'm surprised, but I'm really not. Please delete all emails directed to you.

Direct Fury

[persuadeyou]

Maybe you should just start shouting 'Avengers, assemble' when meetings roll around.

trollolol

[motherfuckin_avengers]

That'll never catch on.