Unemployed henchman

[squeak_squeaker]

Do you...uhh. Do you think I'll ever find Yzma, mun?

I know, she's not the easiest lady to work for... but I still kinda miss her! And you know how much she hates doing her own walking and stuff. Her own cooking. I wonder if she's eating right?

I sure hope so. She doesn't have to get any skinnier. I'm also wondering about Emperor Kuzco, I wonder what the little guy's up to. [Slow blinking.] Hey, maybe someone in here needs a henchman! I'm great at some really useful stuff, if I say so myself.

Fluent in chipmunk, I bake great pies... I give great hugs too! And you can even talk about your feelings with me. If you got a lot of angry feelings or sad feelings, we can...uhh. Talk about your feelings and stuff. I'm also, according to my mama, the most handsome guy in my home village! That's what she said.

Her words, not mine. Handsome. Think about it.

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[squeak_squeaker]

MYSELF?

Do I get to give myself cookies too?

[lovemesomepie]

That's generally what bein' your own boss means, yeah.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... that sounds like the best thing to be ever! My own boss.

Are you your own boss too?

[lovemesomepie]

...Yeah, I'd say so.

[squeak_squeaker]

Me too! I...uh. I think.

Do you think a boss would wear hats like mine, buddy?

[lovemesomepie]

[He's not your buddy, but if that'll get him free pie...

Dean shrugs.] You make that decision, remember?

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk thought everyone was his buddy! He was a little... simple.]

Oh yeah! I'm keeping the hats.

Why don't you wear a hat? [Everyone back home dressed more or less like Kronk. Dean's shirt and jeans confused him.]

[lovemesomepie]

[This mun loves Kronk anyway.]

Not really my thing.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Aww, Kronk felt the love. <3]

But hats are comfy and if you fall, it protects your brain!

[lovemesomepie]

I'll just have to stay standin' then.

[squeak_squeaker]

Huh... forever? How about if you're going to bed?

[lovemesomepie]

I'm not gonna fall outta bed.

[squeak_squeaker]

I fell out of bed once! Bumped my head.

[lovemesomepie]

That before or after your hat?

[squeak_squeaker]

I ALWAYS had this hat, Dean!

[lovemesomepie]

Oh.

Guess you were, uh...protected then.

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... I got spares too! Do you want one?

[lovemesomepie]

No thanks. Still good.

Gotta get goin'. Thanks for the pie.