Unemployed henchman

[squeak_squeaker]

Do you...uhh. Do you think I'll ever find Yzma, mun?

I know, she's not the easiest lady to work for... but I still kinda miss her! And you know how much she hates doing her own walking and stuff. Her own cooking. I wonder if she's eating right?

I sure hope so. She doesn't have to get any skinnier. I'm also wondering about Emperor Kuzco, I wonder what the little guy's up to. [Slow blinking.] Hey, maybe someone in here needs a henchman! I'm great at some really useful stuff, if I say so myself.

Fluent in chipmunk, I bake great pies... I give great hugs too! And you can even talk about your feelings with me. If you got a lot of angry feelings or sad feelings, we can...uhh. Talk about your feelings and stuff. I'm also, according to my mama, the most handsome guy in my home village! That's what she said.

Her words, not mine. Handsome. Think about it.

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[yayoi_shioiri]

[Yayoi also shrugs] My ears have no magic powers, either. The magic is something that it seems only certain people have around here. Ritsuka-san's much-older friend Soubi-san has it, and he's got Ritsuka involved in it. [He leans close and whispers] He's a _sacrifice_.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk whispered back, even though he had a whole different meaning to the word sacrifice.] Poor guy... that's brutal!

They'll make him eat his own heart and then throw him feet first into the volcano. On the upside, you'll get healthier llamas.

[yayoi_shioiri]

Huh?! Oh! No, nothing like that! Although ... [Yayoi chews his lip] it's still dangerous. Soubi-san is the Fighter, and he uses word spells to do battle with another Fighter. The Sacrifices take the damage in the battle. Honestly, I don't know why or how Ritsuka-san got involved, and I wish he'd get out of it.

[squeak_squeaker]

That's kinda worrying, I don't think little kids should be fighting and stuff! Or ANYONE.

[Kronk was all about hugs not war! Maybe they should all share a group hug.]

[yayoi_shioiri]

[Yayoi patted Kronk's big arm] You're right, they shouldn't.

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk smiled at him.] Maybe, if you give them lots of big hugs, they'll stop?

Those hugs have to be big, tho! Kronk hugs.