Unintentionally stumbled upon some NSFW fanart.

[quickly]

UH, NO.

Listen up here. I know you didn't mean t'stumble upon those pictures but you coulda just closed the window and moved on with yer life instead'a starin' at 'em! I hope you don't think I'm gonna let ya put me somewhere funny and get me t'do those kindsa things, 'specially with another dude 'cause I ain't doin' it. No way.

No.

Freakin'.

Way.

Got it?

'Snot like yer gonna find another Scout dat wantsta do anythin' of the sort anyway, weirdo.

Now 'scuse me while I ralph, geezus.

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[hasstandards]

... With who.

[quickly]

Y'know, Frenchie, da shapeshiftin' rat, Suits McGee --

I dunno whatcha call him in bed or whatever but yeah, 'm talkin' bout Spy.

[hasstandards]

I don't call him anything in bed because I ain't friendly.

[quickly]

[Just laughs.

Laughs forever.]

[hasstandards]

[This look. Someone is not happy at all.]

[quickly]

[Says this while trying really, really hard to stop snickering:]

Who does the pitchin'?

[hasstandards]

I have no idea what you even mean by that.

[quickly]

I ain't talkin' 'bout baseball.

[hasstandards]

Ya know what? I get the feeling I don't want to know.

[quickly]

[Still laughing.]

[hasstandards]

[He's just getting more and more irritated.]

Do ya want to enlighten me on what's so bloody funny?

[quickly]

Man, yer really askin' for it, aren'tcha?

You really wanna know what's in the pictures my mun's seen?

[hasstandards]

No, I think I've got an idea there. I just don't see what's so hilarious about it.

[quickly]

You have no sense of humor.

[hasstandards]

Of course I don't. You're insinuating things about me, and I don't like it one bit.

[quickly]

Whatcha gonna do about it?

[hasstandards]

I've got half a mind to put a bullet in you, that's what.

[quickly]

You'd shoot a fellow RED?

Though you were s'posed to be friendly.

[not_onyourside]

[Angry Spy right behind you. What do?]

[quickly]

[Glances over shoulder.]

Hey, Spy --

since Snipes here didn't want t'answer, you can.

[not_onyourside]

Answer what boy?

[quickly]

You didn't hear?

I asked him who pitches.

[not_onyourside]

Ees zhat supposed to be a euphemism for somezzing else, because eet makes no sense.

[quickly]

No, I'm talkin' about baseball.

You should get what I'm sayin' --

I don't wanna spell it out for you.

[not_onyourside]

Oh but I want you to. Please. Enlighten me.