Unintentionally stumbled upon some NSFW fanart.

[quickly]

UH, NO.

Listen up here. I know you didn't mean t'stumble upon those pictures but you coulda just closed the window and moved on with yer life instead'a starin' at 'em! I hope you don't think I'm gonna let ya put me somewhere funny and get me t'do those kindsa things, 'specially with another dude 'cause I ain't doin' it. No way.

No.

Freakin'.

Way.

Got it?

'Snot like yer gonna find another Scout dat wantsta do anythin' of the sort anyway, weirdo.

Now 'scuse me while I ralph, geezus.

Comments

He doesn't talk right. More news at eleven. XD

[hasstandards]

At least my face has some hair growin' on it.

neither does Scootles. :<

[quickly]

I can grow plenty'a hair on my face if I wanted to.

I just don't wanna.

They've just got colorful dialects. That's all.

[hasstandards]

Right. And I suppose ya just will it into not growin' so you don't have to shave. That's quite a talent.