quickly: (spy u r gross)
Scout [RED] ([personal profile] quickly) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-06-03 12:35 am
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Unintentionally stumbled upon some NSFW fanart.

UH, NO.

Listen up here. I know you didn't mean t'stumble upon those pictures but you coulda just closed the window and moved on with yer life instead'a starin' at 'em! I hope you don't think I'm gonna let ya put me somewhere funny and get me t'do those kindsa things, 'specially with another dude 'cause I ain't doin' it. No way.

No.

Freakin'.

Way.

Got it?

'Snot like yer gonna find another Scout dat wantsta do anythin' of the sort anyway, weirdo.

Now 'scuse me while I ralph, geezus.
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quickly: (pressed against your window)

[personal profile] quickly 2012-06-03 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Still laughing.]
hasstandards: (➸ Need a Sentry here!)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-03 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's just getting more and more irritated.]

Do ya want to enlighten me on what's so bloody funny?
quickly: (all I hears is 'blahblahblah')

[personal profile] quickly 2012-06-03 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, yer really askin' for it, aren'tcha?

You really wanna know what's in the pictures my mun's seen?
hasstandards: (➸ How's that bullet feel? Feel good?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-03 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I think I've got an idea there. I just don't see what's so hilarious about it.
quickly: (eating a taco)

[personal profile] quickly 2012-06-04 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
You have no sense of humor.
hasstandards: (➸ You call that snipin'?)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-04 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I don't. You're insinuating things about me, and I don't like it one bit.
quickly: (i smell loser)

[personal profile] quickly 2012-06-04 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Whatcha gonna do about it?
hasstandards: (➸ I think we're done here.)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-04 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I've got half a mind to put a bullet in you, that's what.
quickly: (PAY ATTENTION TO ME)

[personal profile] quickly 2012-06-04 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
You'd shoot a fellow RED?

Though you were s'posed to be friendly.
hasstandards: (➸ To the cart you wankers!)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-04 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not friendly. Stop callin' me that.
quickly: (aperture science hat)

[personal profile] quickly 2012-06-04 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Yer a real pal, man.

Everyone's best buddy.

'Specially Spy's.

[Snickers]
hasstandards: (➸ Get bloody going!)

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-04 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[And now he's grumbling.]

And they wonder why I don't get along with the rest of you yobbos.
quickly: (uh what)

oddly enough, yobbo doesn't trigger spellcheck

[personal profile] quickly 2012-06-04 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yobbo?

The hell is a yobbo?
hasstandards: (➸ I was never on your side either.)

Triggers with just about everything else Sniper says, though.

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-04 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
A bogan. A lout. You.
quickly: (mwahaha)

weird!

[personal profile] quickly 2012-06-04 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Those insults'a yours are really weird, man.

Almost as weird as yer face!

[Hahahaha]
hasstandards: (➸ You prancin' show ponies.)

He doesn't talk right. More news at eleven. XD

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-04 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
At least my face has some hair growin' on it.
quickly: (actually serious for once)

neither does Scootles. :<

[personal profile] quickly 2012-06-04 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I can grow plenty'a hair on my face if I wanted to.

I just don't wanna.
hasstandards: (➸ I'm gonna cut a smile into ya.)

They've just got colorful dialects. That's all.

[personal profile] hasstandards 2012-06-04 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. And I suppose ya just will it into not growin' so you don't have to shave. That's quite a talent.
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