Canon is City of Heroes. Forever homeless.

[urbanhero]

Welcome back to Paragon City, ma'am. Seems like you've missed out on a lot since you last visited, huh? The Praetorians have been causing trouble galore, Galaxy City was destroyed by the Shivans, and Statesman... I don't want to talk about that last one.

I know that we're both kind of feeling our way through this together. But we'll do a lot of good together. Trust me. I was with the Paragon Fire Department. I know when things'll turn out good at first sight. -Okay, besides the whole Steel Canyon thing. So sue me.

Signed,
Pompier

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...first thing on agenda when i can play again: getting an ice sword screenshot

[brainyglacier]

_{[If 'Suicidally Overconfident' was a badge, he'd never be allowed to switch away from it.]}

Oh, cute. You have an axe.

_{[There's a sound of rushing air, as he raises a hand and a cloud of frost billows around it - then consolidates into a jagged chunk of ice, in the vague shape of a sword.]}

And I got a sword.

<3 what server are you on? because pryce is delightful.

[urbanhero]

[Ice? Ah crap. She hates ice. Cold does not mix with fire.]

Cute. Bet it breaks just as easily when I hit it with my axe. [And just in case he tries something... It's barely visible, but there's now a haze of heat around Pompier.]

got him on virtue, and i'm glad he's entertaining BD!

[brainyglacier]

_{[Ugh, is that a heat-haze he detects? Lame. He can willpower through a burn or twelve no problem, but too much heat messes with his weapon system. For now, he sticks to more banter.]}

Uhuh. You just reassure yourself with that, live in your comfy little fantasy world.

sorry, team-mate threadjack

[viym]

'Kay, for one, wow Pryce do you have to pick a fight with every single cape we run in to? Get the chip off your shoulder, we know you want to take vengence on all organic life because you're jelly, but seriously. Chill.

...heh, chill.

For two, cape, if you could so kindly ignore Pryce, that'd be cool. See? I even made another ice pun. ...I think that could have been a pun too? Nice, ice? Oh geez, I think this stuff is contagious, ew. The point is, I sooooooorta have Memorial Day off and if I have to heal his robo-ass, it's just...uh, it's gonna cost him extra, and he already owes me...

You get it, right?

woot, virtue represent! also, threadjacks are <3

[urbanhero]

[Blink, blink.]

Uh... I think so. Major holiday, off-duty, that type of thing. The same here. He provoked it, but I can be the bigger man and walk away.

But next time? He'd better watch his mouth.

[brainyglacier]

Oh my god.

_{[He is just going to throw his ice sword down in disgust.]}

Viym, you implausible goat, how many times do I have to tell you - I am NOT, A, ROBOT! Cyborg! Cyyyboooorg! It's the same amount of syllables, even! It's not that difficult to remember! Do I have to make a chart to illustrate exactly what makes me not a robot for you?! I'll do it!

[viym]

[Okay she may not be the one who can tank a bajillion damage but SHE WILL CHOKE YOU OUT. ASSUMING YOU HAVE A THROAT. OR, SOMETHING.]

I will remember you are not a robot when you remember I am not a goat.

...

And it won't even matter because Vibe will still call you a robot and still call me a goat. So what's the point?

[THE MOST DRAMATIC SIGH EVER.]

Seriously, I try a little diplomacy and suddenly you're a prima-donna. See if I prioritize keeping you alive next time.