Canon is City of Heroes. Forever homeless.

[urbanhero]

Welcome back to Paragon City, ma'am. Seems like you've missed out on a lot since you last visited, huh? The Praetorians have been causing trouble galore, Galaxy City was destroyed by the Shivans, and Statesman... I don't want to talk about that last one.

I know that we're both kind of feeling our way through this together. But we'll do a lot of good together. Trust me. I was with the Paragon Fire Department. I know when things'll turn out good at first sight. -Okay, besides the whole Steel Canyon thing. So sue me.

Signed,
Pompier

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woot, virtue represent! also, threadjacks are <3

[urbanhero]

[Blink, blink.]

Uh... I think so. Major holiday, off-duty, that type of thing. The same here. He provoked it, but I can be the bigger man and walk away.

But next time? He'd better watch his mouth.

[brainyglacier]

Oh my god.

_{[He is just going to throw his ice sword down in disgust.]}

Viym, you implausible goat, how many times do I have to tell you - I am NOT, A, ROBOT! Cyborg! Cyyyboooorg! It's the same amount of syllables, even! It's not that difficult to remember! Do I have to make a chart to illustrate exactly what makes me not a robot for you?! I'll do it!

[viym]

[Okay she may not be the one who can tank a bajillion damage but SHE WILL CHOKE YOU OUT. ASSUMING YOU HAVE A THROAT. OR, SOMETHING.]

I will remember you are not a robot when you remember I am not a goat.

...

And it won't even matter because Vibe will still call you a robot and still call me a goat. So what's the point?

[THE MOST DRAMATIC SIGH EVER.]

Seriously, I try a little diplomacy and suddenly you're a prima-donna. See if I prioritize keeping you alive next time.