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[strongest_archer]

Nope.

Don't care. Get lost.

You left me hanging again and I'm done. No more of this game with you where you say you're going to bring me somewhere or do something with me and then I end up playing cards in your headspace with those other people.

So just move along. I've got to tune up my gear.

Wait, what's that you've got? Holy Hulks it's an actual app!?

Maybe I got the wrong idea about you after all, Mun! Which place is it for? The one with the alternate version of Mom and Dad? C'mon, you can tell me!

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[sohawkward]

You're Clint Barton, aren't you?

[trickshot]

That would be a yes. And you are?

[sohawkward]

Francis Barton.

I'm your- Another... [He groans and drags his hand over his face.] Another son of a different version of you.

[trickshot]

_{( there's a pause, there, but eventually a smile. )}

Well, in that case. It's good to meet you, Francis.

[sohawkward]

[He smiles just a little bit.]

It's good to see you again Dad- I mean, meet you... [Okay, it was still awkward for him trying to process the whole alternate universe thing.]

Ultron isn't where you're from, right?

[trickshot]

It can be "again." I mean, if that's what it is, for you.

Ultron? He hasn't been around for awhile. Well, at least a year or so, but that's pretty good for us.

[sohawkward]

Well... Yeah, it's kind of again, then. You- The Clint Barton of my universe was killed by Ultron protecting me and a small human resistance.

[trickshot]

...and he didn't come back, I'm guessing.

_{Is that better or worse than a fake Kree ship...}

[sohawkward]

None of the Avengers did.

[trickshot]

_{( awkward... )}

I'm guessing it's a good thing you were around, then.

[sohawkward]

[Oops?]

Yeah... Right... [Nope, still pretty damn awkward.] So, are you the Clint that marries the She-Hulk?

[Since they already broke the awkward barrier.]

[trickshot]

As a matter of fact, I am not.

[sohawkward]

[Well, at least that's one normal thing. He's gonna try to press his luck.]

Do you know a woman called Mockingbird?

[trickshot]

More that a little, actually. She's my-- _{( ex-wife? girlfriend? they never did decide on a word... )}

Wait. She's not, I mean, your...