re: subjecting him to all the memes

[dated]

With all due respect, ma'am...






I think I'd rather be frozen again.

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[pheromoans]

Think of all the people who would be disappointed though, Captain.

[dated]

[ oh. he's been warned about you.

he doesn't back away but his eyes do flicker to a spot just above her shoulder. yes. good. ]

I think I've been the source of amusement enough times, ma'am.

[therightpartner]

Are the memes really that bad, Captain?

1/2

[dated]

[ --that voice. ]

...Peggy..?

[dated]

[ okay, wait, get a hold of yourself. you knew such a thing was possibly, walking into this weird timeless dimension place, snap out of it. ]

Have you taken a look lately? They're not exactly a walk in the park.

[ or a dance. ]

[kinglaufey]

What a convenience.

[dated]

[ well don't you look friendly. steve defaults to his humor, if not a guarded one. ]

...it has its perks. I mean, talk about a power nap.

[withaboxofscraps]

Trouble in paradise?

[dated]

I'm not sure you can consider it a "paradise."

[reminiscing]

Can't remember the last time anyone had any fun while being frozen.

[dated]

I consider it the lesser of two evils, ma'am. I wouldn't consider those memes to be any "fun" either.

[slyest]

That sounds like defeat. It suits you.

[dated]

As I remember it, the only one that's been "defeated" here was you. How's that going for you, by the way? Your brother didn't look too pleased, the last time I saw him.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Good god another one. I'm starting to wonder how much 'Captain' America needs these days.

[withaboxofscraps]

They'll be able to form their own Boy Scout troop soon enough.

[dated]

[ steve's expression only flattens. ]

For every one of you, they'll need one of me to make sure you don't burn the place down.

[kneecaptain]

Nah. Freezing's overrated.

[dated]

[ ...son of a gun. ]

A blow to the head then? Just enough to knock me out a good while.

[therealgenius]

But you're America's savior, aren't you? What good would it be if you just got frozen again?

[dated]

I don't think I'd be doing America any good with where she plans to send me, either way.

[hotrodred]

Hey, I think I could arrange that for you.

[dated]

[ flat. look. ]

Sarcasm, Tony. Believe it or not, we did have that back then.

[widowing]

They can't all be that bad.

[dated]

Not all of them, no...

[ he shrugs his shoulders a little. ]

I suppose I just don't like the idea of being somebody's plaything.

[retroactively]

That bad?

1/2

[dated]

--Bucky.

[ okay, cool it. just like with peggy, he has to take a moment to remind himself this happens here, and he.. just has to deal with it. ]

..uh. Yeah. I guess you could say that.

[arches]

That's not very adventurous of you, Captain.

[dated]

I think we've had a good amount of adventure in our life, don't you, agent Barton?