[That he lives is sad. He makes himself sad. He makes the pillow he cries into sad because the tears of Justin Hammer are the lowest of the low, really.]
Well...I suppose you're just going to, uh, find yourself in a bunch of memes.
[Don't make him break out the Kelly Clarkson, now.]
A-ha. You know, Captain America, you're pretty much, well...damn, you're my hero. I'd like to think you could crawl out of the ear of some crazy-ass computer sucker and punch them away from it forever, but, uh...you know, pretty impossible.
Don't think of it as losing, or giving up. Think of it as...pure, unadulterated torture that can be not so bad at times.
And suddenly, he looks almost human. Not like a cocky CEO with a big mouth and even bigger wallet, but...well, like a little boy who just got his favorite candy for the first time in years.
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I can't say I've ever been one for keeping quiet.
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Well...I suppose you're just going to, uh, find yourself in a bunch of memes.
omg i can't
You think I'll lose?
can't what?
A-ha. You know, Captain America, you're pretty much, well...damn, you're my hero. I'd like to think you could crawl out of the ear of some crazy-ass computer sucker and punch them away from it forever, but, uh...you know, pretty impossible.
Don't think of it as losing, or giving up. Think of it as...pure, unadulterated torture that can be not so bad at times.
cannot handleeeee
Last time I checked, torture was pretty much always bad.
his pitifulness? the power of rock n roll?
It has tolerable moments.
[Justin's covered in kittens and marshmallows thanks to Loki, come on. It's not so bad.]
/cries into hands!
Dare I ask...
[ ...he doesn't even want to know, does he. ]
do you need a tissue?
Well, I'm not in prison, so that's always nice.
cries on the american flag
Are you supposed to be?
Just don't let it touch the ground and you can secrete whatever you want over it.
But that might have to do with his having a hammer of thunder or what have you.
um. noted.
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Could, uh...could I get an autograph?
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Um.
Yeah, I guess so... [ he pats his... spandex. ] Sorry, I don't really have a pen on me though--
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He pulls out a pen and pad, though.]
Uh, uh, here...you don't have to make it out to anyone if you don't want to.
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No, it's - fine. [ OKAY SO JUSTIN ISN'T THE NICEST PERSON and he also sort of encouraged a dangerous criminal but..... ] Uh - Justin, right?
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Y-Yeah. Justin, but everyone calls me by Hammer.
[Baw it's true he has no friends HIS FRIENDS ARE NONEXISTENT SHUT UP BATMAN]
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also don't think steve didn't catch that little hesitation, so he just gives justin a look before turning back to the pad in his hand. ]
--there. It's not much, but...
[ he hands the pen and pad back to justin, where in somewhat-messy writing he's scribbled, TO JUSTIN HAMMER--
NEVER SHUT UP IF YOU NEED TO BE HEARD.
-- CAPT. S. ROGERS
no... steve... why are you encouraging this.... ]
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And suddenly, he looks almost human. Not like a cocky CEO with a big mouth and even bigger wallet, but...well, like a little boy who just got his favorite candy for the first time in years.
Omg Steve look what you did]
Oh...oh, well. Thanks. For everything.
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that's why. ]
..don't mention it. It's just a signature.
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[omg so gleeful and also sad right now]
can i just say how much i love your justin? ;; he's so precious
weird. he usually only gets that around women. ]
Well, uh. If you need anything else... Tony should have my number. [ because he sure as hell does not know what it is. ] Saved on his phone thing.
aw, you're too kind. thank you!
Yeah, can do. Tony's wired my phone with new ring tones, so it's not like I don't have his number.
<3 well deserved!
Sounds fancy.
this happened with a tony prior
lmflaksjdao
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