And suddenly, he looks almost human. Not like a cocky CEO with a big mouth and even bigger wallet, but...well, like a little boy who just got his favorite candy for the first time in years.
This is when I get a call. [Tony's voice saying "Answer your phone, Hammer"] My alarm. [YOUUUUUU SUCK] And my text alert. [Hey, Hammer, it's Tony again, reminding you that you suck.]
[ he somehow manages to purse his lips in time to quell that grin. he can't help it - it's nice to know he's not the only one on the buttend of tony's lame jokes. ]
Yeah, he's a big sweetheart isn't he. He probably did the same thing to my-- [ he gestures vaguely to the phone in hammer's hand. ] --thing. Phone.
Oh yeah, peel back his skin and reveal a creamy mushy center of nougat and caramel. That's his secret, not all his technology. It's why the suit has such great cooling measure so he doesn't melt and become a candy bar.
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And suddenly, he looks almost human. Not like a cocky CEO with a big mouth and even bigger wallet, but...well, like a little boy who just got his favorite candy for the first time in years.
Omg Steve look what you did]
Oh...oh, well. Thanks. For everything.
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that's why. ]
..don't mention it. It's just a signature.
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[omg so gleeful and also sad right now]
can i just say how much i love your justin? ;; he's so precious
weird. he usually only gets that around women. ]
Well, uh. If you need anything else... Tony should have my number. [ because he sure as hell does not know what it is. ] Saved on his phone thing.
aw, you're too kind. thank you!
Yeah, can do. Tony's wired my phone with new ring tones, so it's not like I don't have his number.
<3 well deserved!
Sounds fancy.
this happened with a tony prior
[He holds up his phone.]
This is when I get a call. [Tony's voice saying "Answer your phone, Hammer"] My alarm. [YOUUUUUU SUCK] And my text alert. [Hey, Hammer, it's Tony again, reminding you that you suck.]
lmflaksjdao
Yeah, he's a big sweetheart isn't he. He probably did the same thing to my-- [ he gestures vaguely to the phone in hammer's hand. ] --thing. Phone.
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