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[asimovsfire]

The real irony to this is that there is no "prince" in a proper deck of playing cards.
So a title such as the one you're assuming I'll have is perhaps the most fitting fucking one I could ask for.

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[asimovsfire]

But I was a hundred percent serious.
Alien bitches will be all over you, I guarantee it.
Won't have you selling yourself short on my watch.
Who the hell do you think I am?

[haxxorbitch]

ohhhoho well w8 n c
strider
dignified classy mfer strider
did i just see a tittygl refnerencd

[asimovsfire]

I reference tits all the time.
But I can't say I know what you're talking about.

[haxxorbitch]

oh no its like one of the animes
ttgl ther we go
its the one where the guy has the pointy shades remember

[asimovsfire]

Are you inferring that my stellar shades aren't a hundred percent my own design?

[haxxorbitch]

nonono i new that already dumpass
you dont know anythign thats not derivertive
otherwise thered be no expectations to ironically subert
anyway my point is he has this like
*line
"who the hlel do u thinm i AM"
and so i thought u were goin for that
guess not tho
even tho its the wxact same line
how IRONIC

[asimovsfire]

Do I look like the sort of guy who'd go around randomly quoting anime?
Next you'll be expecting me to spout some ridiculous quote about drills piercing the heavens.

[haxxorbitch]

well i obviusly KNO you arent that sort of guy
but u sure as hell LOOK like that kind of guy
i mean
cmon youre walkin into this one

[asimovsfire]

Am I?
Or have I actually been standing inside of it the whole fucking time.

[haxxorbitch]

god if we werent like 05% related or homosexual or whatever
i woudls just be
in love with you

[asimovsfire]

Always the flatterer.

[haxxorbitch]

hey all those apendent claudses dont sownd very flatterin to me

[asimovsfire]

It's all good.
I can still take them that way.

[haxxorbitch]

but not all nite aprapently
shame

i feel
rly weird
how oru muns are like pashionuaterly nailin our relasionship b4 the update
but it coud b worse i guess like they could have gotten evrything wrong and somethig would change

[asimovsfire]

Don't feel too weird.
Better to click well than not at all.
We could always go do something wildly out of character to throw them off.

[haxxorbitch]

YES
we are gun 2 TROLL TEHM
*THEM
*HARD
what should we do

[asimovsfire]

Roxy my dear.
Let us commence with the cybering post-haste.
Wow that sounded particularly tool-ish.

[haxxorbitch]

absolutery NOTTT
WERE 15 ur SIKK
god u always try 2 get me to make BAD DECISIONS
(pfff)

[asimovsfire]

You know me.
Always trying to lead you down the path of unholy fuck-all.

[haxxorbitch]

waht NEXT are u going to try to get me to tyr DRUGS
not havin a rl fatheris sooooooo bad 4 u

[asimovsfire]

That's a low blow, Ro-Lal.
My heart has just shattered at your shallow disregard for my current state of living.
I wish you could see these crystalline tears.