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[asimovsfire]

The real irony to this is that there is no "prince" in a proper deck of playing cards.
So a title such as the one you're assuming I'll have is perhaps the most fitting fucking one I could ask for.

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[haxxorbitch]

hey all those apendent claudses dont sownd very flatterin to me

[asimovsfire]

It's all good.
I can still take them that way.

[haxxorbitch]

but not all nite aprapently
shame

i feel
rly weird
how oru muns are like pashionuaterly nailin our relasionship b4 the update
but it coud b worse i guess like they could have gotten evrything wrong and somethig would change

[asimovsfire]

Don't feel too weird.
Better to click well than not at all.
We could always go do something wildly out of character to throw them off.

[haxxorbitch]

YES
we are gun 2 TROLL TEHM
*THEM
*HARD
what should we do

[asimovsfire]

Roxy my dear.
Let us commence with the cybering post-haste.
Wow that sounded particularly tool-ish.

[haxxorbitch]

absolutery NOTTT
WERE 15 ur SIKK
god u always try 2 get me to make BAD DECISIONS
(pfff)

[asimovsfire]

You know me.
Always trying to lead you down the path of unholy fuck-all.

[haxxorbitch]

waht NEXT are u going to try to get me to tyr DRUGS
not havin a rl fatheris sooooooo bad 4 u

[asimovsfire]

That's a low blow, Ro-Lal.
My heart has just shattered at your shallow disregard for my current state of living.
I wish you could see these crystalline tears.