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The real irony to this is that there is no "prince" in a proper deck of playing cards.
So a title such as the one you're assuming I'll have is perhaps the most fitting fucking one I could ask for.

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why am i not surprised that youll be like
the prince of dicks

Is this a dig at the male population in general?
Incapable of feeling or thinking with any other organ?

not really
i mean
its more about our groups like
feelins n problems
re magic wands pistols w/e you wanna call them
you would pretty obviously be ruler over those
exhibit a puppets
exhibit two do we even need one

Of course.
All of this is true.

guess ur the prince of heart now tho
which
congrats
havin a names gr8 isnt it

It is.
I would know because I've had one for some time!
And while I hadn't said it in as many words, this post was to indicate that my mun correctly assumed Prince of Heart was my title.
But your other options were pretty fuckin' amusing.

ahaha yeah im a funny bitch
but like
ive been here for a long time you know
actuvely being a muse w/ question marks in her name
*actively

heh mine called void for me like erry frickin body else but she wasn smart enough like yours to call rogue for me
shame

i still think dicks as your aspect would b p fucking hilar not gonna lie

Question marks?
That's pretty sweet and mysterious like.
I was just sticking with my first initial, but now I see what a sweet opportunity I missed. Damn.

Would you have rather been the Princess of Hearts? Because I would have laughed, no lie.

yeah i totally wored that shit
i was r??? Lalonde and PROUD OF IT
just mysterous as tits

but hahaha oh YES u knw id mae a fuckin great princess of hearts
you know that jake and jne are just ALL OVER ME hahaha
and dnt even get me STARTED on the alien boys theyre just IN FICKING LIKE with their spades and their clbs and their diamonds and their buckets

Careful or you'll get your swag everywhere.
We'll never get through a session if everyone's fighting over you.

oh di you really are a robotpuppet after all
spoiler that was human sarcasm I never have any o tha hearts
its kinda ironic
like
its like what ihear about the pince of hop almost
*prince of hope
so yeah i guess id make a p fucing good princess of hearts then
whoop de fuckin do

i cant be this sad id need sadder icons for that

But I was a hundred percent serious.
Alien bitches will be all over you, I guarantee it.
Won't have you selling yourself short on my watch.
Who the hell do you think I am?

ohhhoho well w8 n c
strider
dignified classy mfer strider
did i just see a tittygl refnerencd

I reference tits all the time.
But I can't say I know what you're talking about.

oh no its like one of the animes
ttgl ther we go
its the one where the guy has the pointy shades remember

Are you inferring that my stellar shades aren't a hundred percent my own design?

nonono i new that already dumpass
you dont know anythign thats not derivertive
otherwise thered be no expectations to ironically subert
anyway my point is he has this like
*line
"who the hlel do u thinm i AM"
and so i thought u were goin for that
guess not tho
even tho its the wxact same line
how IRONIC

Do I look like the sort of guy who'd go around randomly quoting anime?
Next you'll be expecting me to spout some ridiculous quote about drills piercing the heavens.

well i obviusly KNO you arent that sort of guy
but u sure as hell LOOK like that kind of guy
i mean
cmon youre walkin into this one

Am I?
Or have I actually been standing inside of it the whole fucking time.

god if we werent like 05% related or homosexual or whatever
i woudls just be
in love with you

Always the flatterer.

hey all those apendent claudses dont sownd very flatterin to me

It's all good.
I can still take them that way.

but not all nite aprapently
shame

i feel
rly weird
how oru muns are like pashionuaterly nailin our relasionship b4 the update
but it coud b worse i guess like they could have gotten evrything wrong and somethig would change

Don't feel too weird.
Better to click well than not at all.
We could always go do something wildly out of character to throw them off.

YES
we are gun 2 TROLL TEHM
*THEM
*HARD
what should we do

Roxy my dear.
Let us commence with the cybering post-haste.
Wow that sounded particularly tool-ish.

absolutery NOTTT
WERE 15 ur SIKK
god u always try 2 get me to make BAD DECISIONS
(pfff)

You know me.
Always trying to lead you down the path of unholy fuck-all.

waht NEXT are u going to try to get me to tyr DRUGS
not havin a rl fatheris sooooooo bad 4 u

That's a low blow, Ro-Lal.
My heart has just shattered at your shallow disregard for my current state of living.
I wish you could see these crystalline tears.

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