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Canon is Breaking Bad, of course.

Yo, okay, lemme get this straight. You wanna drag my ass outta Mexico and throw me in some city called Shittygays or whatever - where, like, my soul turns into an animal?

Like some fucking Saturday morning cartoon Disney shit? For real? For real?

Okay, okay, okay. I get that I ain't exactly in a position to get picky. I mean, it fuckin' beats being some cartel's bitch for the rest of my life, right? But if you make that shit a blowfish, I will seriously kick your ass.

My soul's, like, a fuckin' dragon, you got it? Like a red one. With huge flaming wings, bitch.

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Hmph. Mind your language. There are ladies and children about.

What, you mean you?

Wh -

Absolutely I do not!

I don't see anybody else around here all wearing ruffles, do you?

This cravat is a sign of maturity, not being a juvenile, I shall have you know.

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Like I even care about your renaissance faire shit.

...Name?

Who's asking?

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At least you have a better chance of not getting the explosive shits there than in Mexico.

I ain't complaining about the change of scenery.

Oh, right. You're more worried about her not realizing you have a flaming soul.

Yeah, ha ha, faggot. You wish.

At least I choose when to be the bitch.

Yo, keep telling yourself that. I bet it's got nothing to do with that faggy haircut or that 8-year-old schoolgirl body.

No. With the way the priests used to look at me, I'd say 12 year old boy.

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Cittagazze, actually.

[So unimpressed. Admittedly, Sabriel kind of sticks out, what with the sword and bells and armor and all.]

Ain't that what I said?

Oh, come on, yo. What is this, the most fucked up flood like ever?

[Wait, no. Not on the Barge right now.]

--What the hell, then, man?

Whoa whoa whoa what the hell, man!

Hey, shut up! That's what I said!

Shit, I'm seeing double and I ain't even fucked up...

Uh does it even work like that? Seeing double..?

Like I'm supposed to know?

...What's with your hair, yo? [Season four Jesse, have a season three Jesse!]

What's it look like?

Yo, wait a second... Is this like some Bill & Ted shit going on?

...Maybe? You're not headed for the, uh, hellboat, are you?

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