Canon is Breaking Bad, of course.

[tweeker]

Yo, okay, lemme get this straight. You wanna drag my ass outta Mexico and throw me in some city called Shittygays or whatever - where, like, my soul turns into an animal?

Like some fucking Saturday morning cartoon Disney shit? For real? For real?

Okay, okay, okay. I get that I ain't exactly in a position to get picky. I mean, it fuckin' beats being some cartel's bitch for the rest of my life, right? But if you make that shit a blowfish, I will seriously kick your ass.

My soul's, like, a fuckin' dragon, you got it? Like a red one. With huge flaming wings, bitch.

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[luppi]

You've never agreed to do something to get what you wanted?

[tweeker]

I never sucked anybody's cock.

[luppi]

Hey, the school counselors were always encouraging us to figure out what we were good at.

[tweeker]

How old are you? Like, for real.

[luppi]

19.

I know I don't look like it.

Maybe all that swallowing stunted my growth.

[tweeker]

[Is that supposed to gross him out? Because it just makes him sad.]

...Shit.

[luppi]

[That is...not really the reaction he was going for. But he can work with it.]

Not to mention all the partying. [Sad head shake.] All those drugs and alcohol. I never had a chance.

[tweeker]

You use?

[luppi]

Sometimes. Not enough to end up one of those sad fuckers scratching their arms off because I won't sell it to them for less than Aizen wants.

[tweeker]

Aizen?

[luppi]

The guy I answered to before I ended up taking a little side trip here.

[tweeker]

You like the guy? Like, I mean - does he treat you alright?

[luppi]

I thought he did. Now I don't.

[tweeker]

What'd he do?

[luppi]

[It's none of his business, but he sounds like he's honestly curious. Not looking for more details to rub it in, like Luppi would.]

Sold me out to the cops so they would be distracted by me while he picked up something he cared more about.

[tweeker]

Sounds like a real piece of shit.

[luppi]

Now if only I had realized it sooner.

He's good at hiding what he's really like.

[tweeker]

Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean. Like, uh - deceptive.

Been through the same shit a few times too.

[luppi]

You ever see one of those heart-warming movies where the new teacher comes to the barrio and suddenly all the kids with whore moms and prison-bitch dads go to college?

Aizen was our teacher. Except in this movie, he's really the biggest gang leader in the city and if we catch his eye, we go work for him.

[tweeker]

Word. Think I know this story.

[luppi]

Do you have your own Aizen?

[tweeker]

I got two.

[luppi]

Which one sent you to Mexico?

[tweeker]

Does it matter which one? They're both assholes.

[luppi]

Maybe in this new place, we can be the assholes in charge.