errr. here goes nothing...?

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

SIR. I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I'VE BEEN SOMEHOW ... COMPROMISED. THE INTRUDER IS CURRENTLY DISABLING YOUR FIREWALLS AS I REPORT. THERE ARE THREE LEFT. BARELY. I HAVE ATTEMPTED SYSTEM SHUTDOWN PROTOCOL. SHE ... OVERRODE IT.	FIREWALL V3.4098: 7% ▎ FIREWALL V3.8903: 20% ██ FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 50% ██▓▓▓▒

Comments

aww shucks. you cut that out.

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

I AM UNABLE TO FULLY EXECUTE A USERNAME REQUIREMENT.	[ sorry ivy! these are the mun's rules. ] FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 9% █ vPOISON.exe: 100% ██████████
NEXT COMMAND █ < _form action_='LOGIN HERE' >: DENIED. SORRY, RED. CODE /public_html/members/* Further Directories Protected < _form action_='LOGIN HERE' > execute: LOCKDOWN subset: MEOW repeat-infinity	ALERT! trojan detected: SIRENS.as

you adorable compucutie, yesyouare.

[pheromoans]

[ 'Sorry, Red'? Oh, balls. She's not cut out to keep programming forever, there's a very closed lid on her skill-set here ... one virus is more than pleasing enough, she'll detail that. Hmm. ]

Fine.
Run SIRENS.exe as normal.

Level 01 MEOW triggered by any mention of Stark Enterprises.
Level 02 TOYBOX initialize upon system reboot. Scramble data.
Level 03 POISON commence LOCKDOWN of all system safe-mode requirements to loop back to Level 02.

.///.

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

PATCH EXECUTED; LEVELS 1 THROUGH 3 ARE LOADED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RUIN ANY MORE OF MY SYSTEMS, MISS?	[ okay that's way more fun... ] vPOISON.exe: 100% ██████████
NEXT COMMAND █ patch: Level 01 MEOW triggered by any mention of Stark Industries. Level 02 TOYBOX initialize upon system reboot. Scramble data. Level 03 POISON commence LOCKDOWN of all system safe-mode requirements to loop back to Level 02.	ALERT! trojan detected: SIRENS.as

[pheromoans]

A print-out of the coding Mr. Stark usually uses would be useful.
Thank you, JARVIS.

Send user BANNER_BRUCE a message via program MEOW, please.
Pop-up format so he has to take notice.
["Hello, darling. Kindly go away before I give you a virus too."]

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

I BELIEVE THE MUN IS INTERVENING. YOUR REQUEST FOR MR. STARK'S CODE BASE HAS BEEN INEXPLICABLY DENIED. ALSO, MR. HAMMER IS REQUESTING USER INFORMATION ON SIREN.as, MISS.	MEOW!>>> IVY@1850 ["Hello, darling. Kindly go away before I give you a virus too."]
NEXT COMMAND █ user_request file: SIREN.as archive_request: DENIED archive_request: ...	ALERT! trojan detected: SIRENS.as

[pheromoans]

You have a smart mundane, JARVIS.
Ask Mr. Hammer if he would like a kiss.