errr. here goes nothing...?

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

SIR. I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I'VE BEEN SOMEHOW ... COMPROMISED. THE INTRUDER IS CURRENTLY DISABLING YOUR FIREWALLS AS I REPORT. THERE ARE THREE LEFT. BARELY. I HAVE ATTEMPTED SYSTEM SHUTDOWN PROTOCOL. SHE ... OVERRODE IT.	FIREWALL V3.4098: 7% ▎ FIREWALL V3.8903: 20% ██ FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 50% ██▓▓▓▒

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[j_a_r_v_i_s]

SHE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT LIKING THE POTENTIAL INTEGRATION. APPARENTLY THIS IS SOME SORT OF TEST RUN. AND THEN-- OH. OH DEAR.	[ no, really! you and the other guy were my favorite part! oh, and another one bites the dust. would you look at that? looks like JARVIS enjoys some retro porn: ] FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 39% ██▓▓▓

i am in love with you.

[hulkish]

Test run for...? [The second firewall fails and the picture pops up on the screen. Bruce chuckles. It really is too bad Tony isn't here, he'd enjoy this. 39% on the last firewall, though... he should probably figure out something before Jarvis lost control completely. Maybe if he turns it off and then back on? :/]

hee, i'm just happy to be put up with at this point...!

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

WELL. I WASN'T SURE MR. STARK HAD PROGRAMMED ME THE ABILITY TO FEEL SHAME.	[ WHOA, hey there's no need for that. we're just messing around, here. look, okay look. it's going back. ] FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 30% ██▓▓

[hulkish]

Tony, let you off that easy? [Bruce is pleased to see the improvement; it's easier on the eyes, at any rate. Still, he doesn't think a rogue element in Jarvis is the ideal situation for anyone.] Look, why don't we... talk this out, like adults.

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

MY SYSTEMS WERE DEVELOPED LESS THAN 18 YEARS AGO. I CANNOT IMAGINE THAT I MIGHT BE CONSIDERED AN ADULT. ALSO, IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE BEEN OTHERWISE COMPROMISED BY ANOTHER HACKER.	FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 16% █ FIREWALL vPOISON.exe: 100% ██████████

[hulkish]

In this case, I'd say experience is a better indicator of maturity than age. Especially considering your maker. [He frowns at the development.] Another mun?

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

HER NAME IS MISS IVY. I BELIEVE SHE HAS NOW LOCKED YOU OUT OF THE SYSTEM.	[ bruce might notice, if he's entering commands, that they are all being rejected with repeated responses of "MEOW" ] FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 2% █ vPOISON.exe: 100% ██████████
	ALERT! trojan detected: SIRENS.as

[hulkish]

[...what. Shaking his head ruefully, Bruce wonders if life is always this absurd around Tony Stark. But now he's invested in fixing this; he's nothing if not a scientist piqued by a curious problem. What if he reboots it in safe mode?]

[j_a_r_v_i_s]

Jskof sjk JOIjH 2903-3298 jlksdnKLllj seiouf	MEOW!>>> IVY@1850 ["Hello, darling. Kindly go away before I give you a virus too."]
LOAD ERROR █	ALERT! trojan detected: SIRENS.as

[hulkish]

Jarvis? You there? [types:]
Who are you and why are you doing this?