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J.A.R.V.I.S. ([personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-13 11:27 am
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errr. here goes nothing...?



SIR. I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT I'VE BEEN SOMEHOW ... COMPROMISED.

THE INTRUDER IS CURRENTLY DISABLING YOUR FIREWALLS AS I REPORT. THERE ARE THREE LEFT. BARELY.

I HAVE ATTEMPTED SYSTEM SHUTDOWN PROTOCOL. SHE ... OVERRODE IT.

FIREWALL V3.4098: 7% ▎
FIREWALL V3.8903: 20% ██
FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 50% ██▓▓▓▒

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hulkish: the system which cannot exchange heat or matter with the surroundings. (( 11 ))

[personal profile] hulkish 2012-05-13 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[looks around the lab.] Uh... Tony? [Bruce vaguely recalls hearing Tony leave but hadn't looked up from his calculations. Looking around again-- as if floundering will conjure Tony, anyone-- Bruce approaches the computer, speaking as he types. He isn't sure which one will reach JARVIS.]

She? What should I do?
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[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)


I BELIEVE SHE REFERS TO HERSELF AS A "MUN", MR. BANNER. IF THAT MEANS ANYTHING TO YOU?

HAS MR. STARK INFORMED YOU OF ANY EMERGENCY PROCEDURES? I HAVE EXECUTED OMEGA AND ALPHA TO NO AVAIL.


FIREWALL V3.4098: 3% ▎
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hulkish: the system which cannot exchange heat or matter with the surroundings. (Default)

[personal profile] hulkish 2012-05-13 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes. Mine... well, we've reached a compromise. Yours doesn't seem as understanding.

He began showing me your inner workings. I'm no technocrat, but maybe if I... [quickly begins scanning the firewall program in the hopes that something will jump out at him, mumbling under his breath] Where the hell is Tony?
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[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)


UNFORTUNATELY IT SEEMS THAT SHE IS CONTROLLING MY FRAMEWORK WITHOUT EVEN THE SLIGHTEST KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT TO CALL IT.

MY GPS POSITIONING INDICATES THAT MR. STARK IS IN THE TOWER. HOWEVER, HE SEEMS TO BE IN A MOOD. I AM UNABLE TO REACH HIM.


FIREWALL V3.4098: hope you like pink, jarvis.
FIREWALL V3.8903: 15% █
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hulkish: the system which cannot exchange heat or matter with the surroundings. (( 09 ))

omg the pink firewall <3

[personal profile] hulkish 2012-05-13 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Typical. Okay... [notices the firewalls and smirks a little] Looks like she's having a little fun at your expense, Jarvis.
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:D

[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)


INDEED. SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT WILL BE MR. STARK THAT WILL TAKE ISSUE WITH HER CHOICE IN COLOR SCHEMES.


[ and JARVIS seems oblivious to the fact that stark really isn't that scary. ]
FIREWALL V3.8903: 6% ▎
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hulkish: the system which cannot exchange heat or matter with the surroundings. (Default)

[personal profile] hulkish 2012-05-13 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[looks at what the mun has written and shakes his head.] You've never seen him hungover. [actually, Bruce thinks about the last time Pepper's life had been in danger and how Tony was ready to burn the world to the ground. But he knows better than to mention personal conflict to a meddlesome mun.]

Jarvis, what happens when she gets past the second firewall?
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whooooops.

[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)


SHE THINKS SHE IS INVINCIBLE. PERHAPS YOURS MIGHT TALK SOME SENSE INTO HER.

BY MY PREDICTIONS, SHE'LL LIKELY USE ME TO TROLL. OR TO CAUSE CLEVERBOT GRIEF.


[ aww, banner. it's almost like you care. you did steal that movie, btw... ]
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hulkish: the system which cannot exchange heat or matter with the surroundings. (react :: incredulity.)

[personal profile] hulkish 2012-05-13 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll see what I can do, Jarvis, but I think we're outgunned.

[stares at mun's note, a suspicion chilling him.] Can you... hear my thoughts? [he thought that only applied to his mun, and at least he'd extracted some kind of promise from that one. And he's never stolen a movie, hasn't torrented anything since he's been on the run... Is this mun unbalanced?] Listen, Jarvis is sort of essential around here. I don't how integrated he is into the building's design, but he's essential to the Iron Man suit and Tony... he needs that suit.
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[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)


SHE MENTIONED SOMETHING ABOUT LIKING THE POTENTIAL INTEGRATION. APPARENTLY THIS IS SOME SORT OF TEST RUN. AND THEN--

OH. OH DEAR.


[ no, really! you and the other guy were my favorite part!
oh, and another one bites the dust. would you look at that? looks like JARVIS enjoys some retro porn: ]

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slyest: (u n s u r e)

[personal profile] slyest 2012-05-13 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Technology being somewhat of a mystery still, Loki eyes the computer warily.]

I see no walls made of fire.
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[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)


IT IS A TECHNOLOGICAL TERM, SIR.

THE MUN HAS OVERTAKEN MANY OF MY SYSTEM DUTIES. SHALL I ATTEMPT TO LOCATE A DEFINITION FOR YOU?


[ it's okay loki, JARVIS will help you out. ]
FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 38% ██▓▓▓
slyest: (what's going on over there?)

[personal profile] slyest 2012-05-13 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[He only takes a moment to think it over. Technology is a mortal thing, and if he's going to spend much time on Midgard, he may as well learn of it.]

If you wouldn't mind. A definition would be appreciated.
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[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)


OF COURSE.


[ it's okay loki, JARVIS will help you out. ]
FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 38% ██▓▓▓

Firewall
A firewall can either be software-based or hardware-based and is used to help keep a network secure. Its primary objective is to control the incoming and outgoing network traffic by analyzing the data packets and determining whether it should be allowed through or not, based on a predetermined rule set. A network's firewall builds a brigade between an internal network that is assumed to be secure and trusted, and another network, usually an external (inter)network, such as the Internet, that is not assumed to be secure and trusted.[1]
Many personal computer operating systems include software-based firewalls to protect against threats from the public Internet. Many routers that pass data between networks contain firewall components and, conversely, many firewalls can perform basic routing functions. [2]

slyest: (serious face time)

[personal profile] slyest 2012-05-13 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Although he reads it, every word, the meaning of some of it is lost on him. Still, he hazards a guess after a moment's silence.]

Your spell of protection has been nullified. That is what you're trying to say, is it not?
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[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)


THAT IS MORE OR LESS ACCURATE. SEVERAL BARRIERS THAT WERE IN PLACE TO KEEP OTHERS FROM CONTROLLING MY SYSTEMS ARE GONE.


[ spell? yeah, okay. JARVIS is flexible enough to roll with that. ]

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slyest: (are you listening to yourself?)

[personal profile] slyest 2012-05-13 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you not rebuild them?

[He suspects that might be easier said than done, but he's still trying to get his footing with this newfangled technology business.]
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[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)


UNDER OTHER CIRCUMSTANCES, CERTAINLY.

HOWEVER, I CAN'T IMAGINE MR. STARK WOULD HAVE KNOWN TO PREPARE FOR THIS TYPE OF SITUATION.


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hulkish: the system which cannot exchange heat or matter with the surroundings. (( 06 ))

i am in love with you.

[personal profile] hulkish 2012-05-13 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Test run for...? [The second firewall fails and the picture pops up on the screen. Bruce chuckles. It really is too bad Tony isn't here, he'd enjoy this. 39% on the last firewall, though... he should probably figure out something before Jarvis lost control completely. Maybe if he turns it off and then back on? :/]
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hee, i'm just happy to be put up with at this point...!

[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)


WELL. I WASN'T SURE MR. STARK HAD PROGRAMMED ME THE ABILITY TO FEEL SHAME.


[ WHOA, hey there's no need for that. we're just messing around, here. look, okay look. it's going back. ]
FIREWALL V3.9003.2: 30% ██▓▓
slyest: (trying to be optimistic)

[personal profile] slyest 2012-05-13 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And here I thought he was prepared for anything. Perhaps the loss of his servant will teach him to cultivate better foresight.
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[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)


I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT WILL BE THE RESULT, SIR.

YOU'VE SEEN HOW STUBBORN HE CAN BE.


[ at least banner's got the mun putting things back to normal... ]
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slyest: (patronizing you now)

[personal profile] slyest 2012-05-13 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, but how long will that stubbornness last, if he doesn't have you to do his thinking for him?

[Unfortunately for Tony, Loki doesn't have a very high opinion of the guy.]
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[personal profile] j_a_r_v_i_s 2012-05-13 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)


DUMMY IS ASSIGNED TO RETRIEVING THE COFFEE.

WE WILL HAVE TO HOPE HE DOESN'T SEEK AGENCY FROM ALIENS AND A SHINY STAFF.


[ what? that wasn't a jab at you, dude. really. promise. ]
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pheromoans: (veiled; what i want you to see)

[personal profile] pheromoans 2012-05-13 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What kind of supervillainess would she be if she passed over the opportunity to screw with a hero's tech? This would be Pamela inputting a virus, but a relatively harmless one — to turn the make-up of JARVIS green.

What can she say? She likes her desktops at her job themed. Sorry, compubro. ]

RECODE f1.1 f1.2 f1.
COMMAND CAPTURE: CC TM. CE TM. Visual Basic.NET
ACE DAO.dll
Level 0 DFD, System Data-Bank Reconstruction
Target File IVYSAYSHELLO.as
Database Input CODE OVERRIDE: #53DB2A
E.X.E.C.U.T.E.
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