RED Spy (
not_onyourside) wrote in
dear_mun2012-05-08 04:34 pm
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Unhappy Spy is a dangerous Spy.
I do not like zhis place anymore. Take me back to zhe ozzer one. Zhat was better. Everyone here ees cranky and irritable.
And zhey keep secrets from me. No one keeps secrets from me.
No one.
And zhey keep secrets from me. No one keeps secrets from me.
No one.

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He glances to the side, spotting Medic running out of the respawn. They both stare at each other a moment, gazes cold and unfeeling. There's something in the other man's eyes Sniper doesn't trust, but that's not terribly unusual.
Off he goes to join Heavy, leaving RED still bleeding. Typical.]
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He checks through his scope to see if Spy is still pinned, shooting the bottle out of a nearby Demoman's hand as he does so. That wasn't his head, which is where he was aiming, but it'll do.]
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But nothing happens.
Opening his eyes he sees Scout heading back for his own base. Blinking back his surprise he stands, gathering up Sniper's gun and hat from his corpse before heading back to the base, woozy from bloodloss and pain.]
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The sentry was still sitting in the crate, beeping pathetically. But the dispenser had been destroyed. He gathered up the pieces anyway, bringing the crate full of metal parts and an angry sentry over to Engineer.]
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Engineer informs him that in the time Spy was gathering up the metal, Sniper managed to stumble from the respawn to his camper, climbing into the back rather than the front. While he doesn't make any assumptions about whatever is going on between Spy and Sniper, he figures one would want to know if the other wasn't acting right.]
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With the senry sitting outside on the bumper Spy politely knocks on the back of the camper.]
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Eef you are going to sleep een zhe parking lot of zhe field, you should at least lock your door. Zhe BLU Spy ees probably watching.
[He closes the door behind him.]
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What? What do you want?
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I came to make sure you are alright. Where are zhe keys? I am going to drive you back to zhe base.
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They're in my vest, on the chair.
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[He fishes them out, watching Sniper.]
You should try sleeping wezzout zhose.
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I hardly sleep at all without 'em. I just need to knock myself out for a few hours. Sleep off this headache.
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[Says the man who smokes seven packs of cigarettes a day. But he takes the keys and jumps down from the back of the camper, going to the cab and driving them back to the normal spot the camper is normally parked in. He very slowly and carefully parks in the exact same spot as before so as not to disturb the tiny patch of flowers.]
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