Jeff "Joker" Moreau (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-01-13 07:28 pm
pluggedintheoverlord) wrote in dear_mun2012-01-13 07:28 pm
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[homeless, possibly looking at exit void?]
Look, I'm flattered at all the attention, really, but I've seen what happens to the other guys you play. Geth, I can deal with. Collectors, sure, been there and done that. Even Reapers, so long as I don't have to hear ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL every two minutes. But the shit you throw around for the hell of it? No thanks. Let me just go into the nearest bar and punch a krogan, it would save me the trouble of waiting around to get horribly mutilated.
Come on, seriously. We've already been through the whole 'let's depend on Joker to save the day' thing, and we all saw how that ended. I nearly broke a leg and had to wear my brown pants after fifteen minutes of dodging ugly bastards that wanted to turn me into slurry. I mean, I figured that you wouldn't mind watching me limp around shitting myself, but personally? Not how I'd like to spend my time off. I'm just saying.
Why can't you send me someplace with less monsters and more hot chicks? I could work with that.
Come on, seriously. We've already been through the whole 'let's depend on Joker to save the day' thing, and we all saw how that ended. I nearly broke a leg and had to wear my brown pants after fifteen minutes of dodging ugly bastards that wanted to turn me into slurry. I mean, I figured that you wouldn't mind watching me limp around shitting myself, but personally? Not how I'd like to spend my time off. I'm just saying.
Why can't you send me someplace with less monsters and more hot chicks? I could work with that.
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You'll get use to it... after awhile.
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But, hey, a guy can dream, can't he?
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Of course, as long as you don't keep your head in the clouds constantly.
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[BUT HEY, it's Joker so she lets it slide. Instead, have a bit of an amused smirk!]
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All I'm saying, Commander, is that I'll keep my head where it needs to be. Always have, right?
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Until she starts giving him mom looks]Of course. You've never let us down before, Joker. I don't see it happening now.
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Shepard's mom looks are the best mom looks.]Still can't say it'd be a good idea to stick me on the front lines, though. I mean, I'll fire a rifle if you want me to, but it's gonna be a pain to fix my shoulder afterward.
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Ooohhh yoooou~]Who said I'd be sending you right out to the front lines?
I wouldn't do that unless it was completely necessary and there was absolutely noone else.
[Still though, it'd be highly unlikely for Shepard to ever do that.]
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She headbutts krogan and getting killed only pissed her off. Any stern looks from her would send even the Reapers running.]Glad to hear it.
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Of course, noone will ever be better than Commander Shepard!]How have you been? Besides the whole ordeal with your mun.
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Damn straight.]Hey, you know. Listening to crappy radio stations from two centuries ago in the ten minutes before we go through the Omega-4 relay. Can't complain.
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That's not entirely true.
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Okay, maybe slightly, but still.
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Most of it does sound like-- no. I'm not finishing that sentence.
Let's just go with, "yes, most of that is god awful shit."
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Some of the shows aren't too bad, though. Good to watch when you have some free time, anyway. But that whole 'reality tv' thing? I sure as hell can't figure out what was going through their heads when they came up with that crap.
fff I'm just going to say this now, I really adore your Joker ahahaha <333
I haven't watched it. I'm not too big on watching vids all that often.
Sounds like I'm not missing too much, though.
Oh man, thanks. This is the first time I've ever played him, so I'm crazy nervous xD
FFFFFF don't be nervous!!!! Hopefully I'm doing a good job with shep 8D
[There might be a slight hint of teasing there, maybe]
Yeah, definitely! They've got great banter, amirite?
[He doesn't spend all his time on the extranet cruising for porn. Just a lot of it.]
Heeellllll yeeees! 8D /wiggles Is this your first ME character?
Nothing at all.
[Oohhh Joker.]
He is! I've loved ME for ages but never could decide on who I wanted to play.
Yeah, sure. Jeez, everyone's a critic.
Eeeee welcome to the fandom >D
No, no. Go on... I'd like to hear some more.
x] Haha thanks
What, about old shows? Wouldn't want to bore you or anything, Commander.
^___^ I haven't been able to play with a Joker often so it's exciting when I do aahaha
Well, any of it, honestly.
I didn't get to watch or listen to most things to do with Earth while growing up in space with my parents. It was very few and far in between.
I would've expected him to be more popular, since he's friggin' awesome
You can find most of the vids so long as you've got a decent extranet connection and a good search engine. I grew up on the Arcturus station, though, so I guess it was probably easier for me to come by stuff from Earth.
Yeah same here... but there's only a couple floating around!
Bummer. :( Clearly this fandom needs moar snarky pilot.
I agree! 8D
Thanks, Joker.
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Yeah, no problem, Commander.