dear_mun | [homeless, possibly looking at exit void?]

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[homeless, possibly looking at exit void?]

Look, I'm flattered at all the attention, really, but I've seen what happens to the other guys you play. Geth, I can deal with. Collectors, sure, been there and done that. Even Reapers, so long as I don't have to hear ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL every two minutes. But the shit you throw around for the hell of it? No thanks. Let me just go into the nearest bar and punch a krogan, it would save me the trouble of waiting around to get horribly mutilated.

Come on, seriously. We've already been through the whole 'let's depend on Joker to save the day' thing, and we all saw how that ended. I nearly broke a leg and had to wear my brown pants after fifteen minutes of dodging ugly bastards that wanted to turn me into slurry. I mean, I figured that you wouldn't mind watching me limp around shitting myself, but personally? Not how I'd like to spend my time off. I'm just saying.

Why can't you send me someplace with less monsters and more hot chicks? I could work with that.

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Nothing.

Nothing at all.

[Oohhh Joker.]

[He can hear you judging him from over there.]

Yeah, sure. Jeez, everyone's a critic.

[Can you, Joker? Can you really?]

No, no. Go on... I'd like to hear some more.

[Like he doesn't hear it enough from EDI.]

What, about old shows? Wouldn't want to bore you or anything, Commander.

[It's okay, Joker. Shepard does it out of ... love? I don't even know.]

Well, any of it, honestly.

I didn't get to watch or listen to most things to do with Earth while growing up in space with my parents. It was very few and far in between.

[It doesn't bother him. Shepard's just being Shepard.]

You can find most of the vids so long as you've got a decent extranet connection and a good search engine. I grew up on the Arcturus station, though, so I guess it was probably easier for me to come by stuff from Earth.

Huh... maybe I might check into that, then.

Well, if you're taking recommendations, try looking for one called Firefly. It was made before we figured out space travel, so the science is kind of bogus, but other than that it's pretty good.

I will check into that.

Thanks, Joker.

[He rubs the back of his neck.]

Yeah, no problem, Commander.

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[homeless, possibly looking at exit void?]

Heeellllll yeeees! 8D /wiggles Is this your first ME character?

He is! I've loved ME for ages but never could decide on who I wanted to play.

Eeeee welcome to the fandom >D

x] Haha thanks

^___^ I haven't been able to play with a Joker often so it's exciting when I do aahaha

I would've expected him to be more popular, since he's friggin' awesome

Yeah same here... but there's only a couple floating around!

Bummer. :( Clearly this fandom needs moar snarky pilot.

I agree! 8D

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