dear_mun | [homeless, possibly looking at exit void?]

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[homeless, possibly looking at exit void?]

Look, I'm flattered at all the attention, really, but I've seen what happens to the other guys you play. Geth, I can deal with. Collectors, sure, been there and done that. Even Reapers, so long as I don't have to hear ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL every two minutes. But the shit you throw around for the hell of it? No thanks. Let me just go into the nearest bar and punch a krogan, it would save me the trouble of waiting around to get horribly mutilated.

Come on, seriously. We've already been through the whole 'let's depend on Joker to save the day' thing, and we all saw how that ended. I nearly broke a leg and had to wear my brown pants after fifteen minutes of dodging ugly bastards that wanted to turn me into slurry. I mean, I figured that you wouldn't mind watching me limp around shitting myself, but personally? Not how I'd like to spend my time off. I'm just saying.

Why can't you send me someplace with less monsters and more hot chicks? I could work with that.

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No, ma'am. Hard to watch my ass if I keep my head shoved up it.

Interesting choice of words.

[BUT HEY, it's Joker so she lets it slide. Instead, have a bit of an amused smirk!]

[He uses the interesting language because he knows Shepard doesn't mind.]

All I'm saying, Commander, is that I'll keep my head where it needs to be. Always have, right?

[~~Until she starts giving him mom looks~~]

Of course. You've never let us down before, Joker. I don't see it happening now.

[~~Shepard's mom looks are the best mom looks.~~]

Still can't say it'd be a good idea to stick me on the front lines, though. I mean, I'll fire a rifle if you want me to, but it's gonna be a pain to fix my shoulder afterward.

[~~Ooohhh yoooou~~~]

Who said I'd be sending you right out to the front lines?

I wouldn't do that unless it was completely necessary and there was absolutely noone else.

[Still though, it'd be highly unlikely for Shepard to ever do that.]

[~~She headbutts krogan and getting killed only pissed her off. Any stern looks from her would send even the Reapers running.~~]

Glad to hear it.

[~~Of course, noone will ever be better than Commander Shepard!~~]

How have you been? Besides the whole ordeal with your mun.

[~~Damn straight.~~]

Hey, you know. Listening to crappy radio stations from two centuries ago in the ten minutes before we go through the Omega-4 relay. Can't complain.

Hear anything good?

Not really. Man, we were idiots back then.

Hey, c'mon now.

That's not entirely true.

...

Okay, maybe slightly, but still.

Not everything's bad from back then, but the music sure isn't a shining example of human accomplishment.

You have a point.

Most of it does sound like-- no. I'm not finishing that sentence.

Let's just go with, "yes, most of that is god awful shit."

Heh. You said it, Commander.

Some of the shows aren't too bad, though. Good to watch when you have some free time, anyway. But that whole 'reality tv' thing? I sure as hell can't figure out what was going through their heads when they came up with that crap.

'Reality tv'?

I haven't watched it. I'm not too big on watching vids all that often.

Sounds like I'm not missing too much, though.

Most of it's pretty bad, yeah. But every once in a while you hit on something worth watching. Sturgeon's law at work, I guess.

Only you would find something like that.

[There might be a slight hint of teasing there, maybe]

Hey now, what's that supposed to mean?

[He doesn't spend all his time on the extranet cruising for porn. Just a lot of it.]

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

[Oohhh Joker.]

[He can hear you judging him from over there.]

Yeah, sure. Jeez, everyone's a critic.

[Can you, Joker? Can you really?]

No, no. Go on... I'd like to hear some more.

[Like he doesn't hear it enough from EDI.]

What, about old shows? Wouldn't want to bore you or anything, Commander.

[It's okay, Joker. Shepard does it out of ... love? I don't even know.]

Well, any of it, honestly.

I didn't get to watch or listen to most things to do with Earth while growing up in space with my parents. It was very few and far in between.

[It doesn't bother him. Shepard's just being Shepard.]

You can find most of the vids so long as you've got a decent extranet connection and a good search engine. I grew up on the Arcturus station, though, so I guess it was probably easier for me to come by stuff from Earth.

Huh... maybe I might check into that, then.

Well, if you're taking recommendations, try looking for one called Firefly. It was made before we figured out space travel, so the science is kind of bogus, but other than that it's pretty good.

I will check into that.

Thanks, Joker.

[He rubs the back of his neck.]

Yeah, no problem, Commander.

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fff I'm just going to say this now, I really adore your Joker ahahaha <333

Oh man, thanks. This is the first time I've ever played him, so I'm crazy nervous xD

FFFFFF don't be nervous!!!! Hopefully I'm doing a good job with shep 8D

Yeah, definitely! They've got great banter, amirite?

Heeellllll yeeees! 8D /wiggles Is this your first ME character?

He is! I've loved ME for ages but never could decide on who I wanted to play.

Eeeee welcome to the fandom >D

x] Haha thanks

^___^ I haven't been able to play with a Joker often so it's exciting when I do aahaha

I would've expected him to be more popular, since he's friggin' awesome

Yeah same here... but there's only a couple floating around!

Bummer. :( Clearly this fandom needs moar snarky pilot.

I agree! 8D

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