application jitters at mayfield_rpg

[sleepwalked]

omg
ok so you can try not to get your pantys in a hunch
*bunch
this is your first BIG gamne so you should be excited and all that
but dont hype it too much coz it could be rly nervewrecking jsyk
ill be fine theres lots of people from my same seeries
and i bet there will be more when happs open up
*aaps
*aplicayshun
*fck this word

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[sleepwalked]

[ WHAT ABOUT THAT YOUNG LITTLE DOG WITCH DOWN THE STREET??? I'LL INVITE HER FOR A PLAYDATE... ]

never enough
if naything i didnt have enough
ya well that sounds like a intermeresting challenge
*storks invisible old mans mustach*
strokes omg fix fix fix
i cna prob still fuck their codes up
all ur lands are belong to us

[clonksukcer]

[MOOOM SHE'S ALSO JUST A FRIEND and I am kind of dumb and only see her as someone I have to protect which will... probably only last until I see what she can do as dog-tier.

Because those are some pretty fucking sweet powers.]

whatever business you got with old classy dudes and the stork aint none of mine
id tell you to stay away if i thought you had a choice
but when it comes to sburb theres never really an option to not play

[sleepwalked]

[ MY SON IS JUST LIKE MY DERSE-BROTHER? UGH. LOVING THE BOYS I SEE.

And don't piss that dog witch off, she'll shrink your willy so fast.]

idk soundin pretty ominus over there shades mcgee
*omginus
*omg
ya i bet we dont gotta choice but w/e better than just sittin aroudn with a millin cats and punkins waitin to get slaughtered by evil iron mans

[clonksukcer]

[I was raised by Dirk Strider mom do you honestly expect me to be able to woo ladies? He taught me to give girls I like smuppets. SMUPPETS MOM. I'M JUST LUCKY THAT I'M PRETTY.]

shit bipch
tony stark went crazy in your time line?

[sleepwalked]

[ Son, I'm diaspoint.
*Disappoint. ]

bascially
like idk i dont wanna ruin 2 more for u coz youre prob on some intersteller quest to be all knight in shinin red puppet dong armor
so ill save the deetz til later
but ya hounded by a drunken angry tony stark x 9000 who dont follow a thrown jack daniels bottle like a puppy with a stick
prty sure were fucked if thats the case

[clonksukcer]

[Then take your motherly responsibilities seriously and teach me the ways of wooing girls dangit. I've seen those cotton-candy tags I know you got skills there.]

huh
thats some shit to get splattered all over your fashionable footwear alright
one good thing about the game i guess you get these ridic superpowers that lets you go toe to toe with things the size of godzilla
so i guess that as long as you stick in the alphatimeline youll be better off in game than out game

[sleepwalked]

[ Shit, let's go to the strip club, son.

First lesson: the art of the money toss.

And leave the cotton candy out of this!!!!]

ya i think im like some void shadow stalkre person idk
w/e ill see i guess gonna be pretty bitchen
better then sittin n feedin seagulls pumnkin seeds so
wonder if we iwll meet up
sruhg
*sgruhb
*shrug

[clonksukcer]

[... Why are these my adults. Just. Why? Screw y'all I got Mickey Mouse in this headspace I'll go hang with him instead.

Also he does not blush/cringe a little when you mention meeting up. He will never ever use the word "choice ass" again. Ever. And ever.]

maybe
four fucked up sessions adding all their negatives together
thatd be one hell of a final positive
at least i think thats how math works

[sleepwalked]

[ Don't worry, Rose's will feel her wrath as well. Bringing her slash yaoi smut books instead of approved reading lists. Etc etc.

One day, son, everything the spilled beer touches will be yours.

Don't worry, Rose's mom has got it going on. wonk. ]

wow 4??
u guys fuckin suck
kikikiki buub
*fingers try typen to the right thx
ya lets hope coz idk what (MATH PERCENT) chance is against us but hey
w/e

[clonksukcer]

[Please mom. No more wonks. Social services don't look very kindly on them.]

yeah i can see math isnt your drink of choice
i was talking bout all of us
us
you guys
our trolls and your trolls

[sleepwalked]

[ Oh, there will be wonks. ]

ok well
one i dont know who my trolls are they seem kinda gay in a literal space homo sences
two idk what u are all even fuckin doing stop by a mcdolads and bring me a burger when u get here
four im pretty good but hey could be worse then being an aliens bitch puppet prodded up by trydents
*tri

[clonksukcer]

one
only some of them
two
were on a three year trip thatll be no time at all to you guys because space time magic
three
learn to count
four
you guys keep your kinky alien sexgames to yourself leave my innocent virgin ears out of this