application jitters at mayfield_rpg

[sleepwalked]

omg
ok so you can try not to get your pantys in a hunch
*bunch
this is your first BIG gamne so you should be excited and all that
but dont hype it too much coz it could be rly nervewrecking jsyk
ill be fine theres lots of people from my same seeries
and i bet there will be more when happs open up
*aaps
*aplicayshun
*fck this word

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[sleepwalked]

[ Son, I'm diaspoint.
*Disappoint. ]

bascially
like idk i dont wanna ruin 2 more for u coz youre prob on some intersteller quest to be all knight in shinin red puppet dong armor
so ill save the deetz til later
but ya hounded by a drunken angry tony stark x 9000 who dont follow a thrown jack daniels bottle like a puppy with a stick
prty sure were fucked if thats the case

[clonksukcer]

[Then take your motherly responsibilities seriously and teach me the ways of wooing girls dangit. I've seen those cotton-candy tags I know you got skills there.]

huh
thats some shit to get splattered all over your fashionable footwear alright
one good thing about the game i guess you get these ridic superpowers that lets you go toe to toe with things the size of godzilla
so i guess that as long as you stick in the alphatimeline youll be better off in game than out game

[sleepwalked]

[ Shit, let's go to the strip club, son.

First lesson: the art of the money toss.

And leave the cotton candy out of this!!!!]

ya i think im like some void shadow stalkre person idk
w/e ill see i guess gonna be pretty bitchen
better then sittin n feedin seagulls pumnkin seeds so
wonder if we iwll meet up
sruhg
*sgruhb
*shrug

[clonksukcer]

[... Why are these my adults. Just. Why? Screw y'all I got Mickey Mouse in this headspace I'll go hang with him instead.

Also he does not blush/cringe a little when you mention meeting up. He will never ever use the word "choice ass" again. Ever. And ever.]

maybe
four fucked up sessions adding all their negatives together
thatd be one hell of a final positive
at least i think thats how math works

[sleepwalked]

[ Don't worry, Rose's will feel her wrath as well. Bringing her slash yaoi smut books instead of approved reading lists. Etc etc.

One day, son, everything the spilled beer touches will be yours.

Don't worry, Rose's mom has got it going on. wonk. ]

wow 4??
u guys fuckin suck
kikikiki buub
*fingers try typen to the right thx
ya lets hope coz idk what (MATH PERCENT) chance is against us but hey
w/e

[clonksukcer]

[Please mom. No more wonks. Social services don't look very kindly on them.]

yeah i can see math isnt your drink of choice
i was talking bout all of us
us
you guys
our trolls and your trolls

[sleepwalked]

[ Oh, there will be wonks. ]

ok well
one i dont know who my trolls are they seem kinda gay in a literal space homo sences
two idk what u are all even fuckin doing stop by a mcdolads and bring me a burger when u get here
four im pretty good but hey could be worse then being an aliens bitch puppet prodded up by trydents
*tri

[clonksukcer]

one
only some of them
two
were on a three year trip thatll be no time at all to you guys because space time magic
three
learn to count
four
you guys keep your kinky alien sexgames to yourself leave my innocent virgin ears out of this