re: CAN'T HOLD ALL THES UPDATES

[plushrumpus]

yknow you get awful invested in this shit.
like real fuckin invested.
invested enough that if i didnt know better id be kinda concerned.
i mean youre not screaming and crying like youre 12 in the front row of the bieber preteen girl creamfest and justin himself is kneeling right in front of you on stage.
warbling out nothing but the best autotuned love ballads our shitty decade can offer while those dark smoldering eyes gaze into yours.
and youre just standing there with tears streaming down your face and ruining the terrible makeup job you literally spent two hours doing yourself cause you cant deal with all the emotions your hormone ridden system is churning out.
it aint that bad yet.
but youre getting dangerously close.
still just wetting your panties over inconsequential shit in the end.
sit your ass back down and take a few puffs off your inhaler.

you seen it for yourself now okay.
dave got along just fine without me.
mighta even one upped me in the hero department.
hows that for high fuckin praise.

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[mechanicalmastermind]

Be careful. If you say it too loudly he just might hear you.