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bridgetjonesHey mun, can I ask you something?
Has anyone ever told you that you are a massive fuckwit?
No.
YOU ARE A MASSIVE FUCKWIT.
Has anyone ever told you that you are a massive fuckwit?
No.
YOU ARE A MASSIVE FUCKWIT.
Aug. 3rd, 2015
bridgetjones
'Bloodrayne' Computer Games
Aug. 3rd, 2015 03:51 amacid_rayneOh, sure... You remember me now - after wading through all the crazy death-robots.
What am I? Your go-to girl for when you need 'loud and bitchy'? Fuuuuuck you, pal... Last time I poked my head above water, I spent years on USS Shit-Hole almost always getting paired up with fucking vampires. Hell, most of your other voices had a set of fangs. You think I liked sharing thought-space with shit like that?
Oh-oh-ohhh, you going to take another look at those comics about me? The ones where I fucking cry 'cause I want to be human? How about that last video game where I'm flying my ass around in a motherfucking 'coffin rocket'? Yeah, would that be cool? Can we, can we, can we? Pretty please?
Yeah, I fucking bet you would...
What am I? Your go-to girl for when you need 'loud and bitchy'? Fuuuuuck you, pal... Last time I poked my head above water, I spent years on USS Shit-Hole almost always getting paired up with fucking vampires. Hell, most of your other voices had a set of fangs. You think I liked sharing thought-space with shit like that?
Oh-oh-ohhh, you going to take another look at those comics about me? The ones where I fucking cry 'cause I want to be human? How about that last video game where I'm flying my ass around in a motherfucking 'coffin rocket'? Yeah, would that be cool? Can we, can we, can we? Pretty please?
Yeah, I fucking bet you would...
Voicetesting
Aug. 3rd, 2015 10:17 ammagenta_pyroGuess even a "combat nerd" like me could use a break now and again. An' I was kinda made to work with the earth anyhow, right? Sure, why not. I'll take up farming for a month to see how it goes, can't hurt.
'Less I eat my own cooking, I guess...
What am I gonna name the farm, though? Gotta be something awesome, and something with 'fire' involved.
How about Muscle Explosion Farm?
...Too much?
'Less I eat my own cooking, I guess...
What am I gonna name the farm, though? Gotta be something awesome, and something with 'fire' involved.
How about Muscle Explosion Farm?
...Too much?
shelbycobraDon't tell me that. No, it's not that third place sucks, it's that I gave back 18 points in the championship by being in third place. We've got two races to go, and mathematically unless I win one of them or he does something insane, he can still beat me.
Do you realize that? I can be the most consistent driver the entire season long and still lose.
[Sighs, pinches bridge of nose.]
This is why I tell people not to tell me points standings. They make me crazy.
It's not that I wouldn't be happy for him if he won. We're all friends here and I know he's worked just as hard as I have to get to this point. But this is as close as I've ever been, and I've given up a lot to make it happen, I don't want to lose it now.
Even if - especially if - I still have to have that conversation with Michael. Which I don't even know if I should have. But if I'm going to talk to him about that, then this could be the only shot that I get. How can I waste that after everything?
Yeah, I think I'm going crazy.
Do you realize that? I can be the most consistent driver the entire season long and still lose.
[Sighs, pinches bridge of nose.]
This is why I tell people not to tell me points standings. They make me crazy.
It's not that I wouldn't be happy for him if he won. We're all friends here and I know he's worked just as hard as I have to get to this point. But this is as close as I've ever been, and I've given up a lot to make it happen, I don't want to lose it now.
Even if - especially if - I still have to have that conversation with Michael. Which I don't even know if I should have. But if I'm going to talk to him about that, then this could be the only shot that I get. How can I waste that after everything?
Yeah, I think I'm going crazy.
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Aug. 3rd, 2015 01:57 pmlifepreserverYou've gotta be kidding me. You're thinking of sending me somewhere again?
I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or annoyed. But hey, if you're really considering it... do I get to bring the DeLorean with me too?
Well, I guess you've got plenty of time to decide.
[...]
No, that wasn't a pun. I'm allowed to use the word "time" without it being a pun, geez.
I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or annoyed. But hey, if you're really considering it... do I get to bring the DeLorean with me too?
Well, I guess you've got plenty of time to decide.
[...]
No, that wasn't a pun. I'm allowed to use the word "time" without it being a pun, geez.
voice testing/refreshing
Aug. 3rd, 2015 08:35 pmchasesceneLike nuh-uh, no way, man!
Why can't you find a game set in a locked all-you-can-eat buffet? Or keep me locked in a pizza place? Most of these places give me the creeps! Isn't there just one where I don't get experimented on or won't get like, abducted by aliens?
Haha, I figured. At least send me somewhere I don't have to starve. Actually, can you like, think me up a buffet first?
Why can't you find a game set in a locked all-you-can-eat buffet? Or keep me locked in a pizza place? Most of these places give me the creeps! Isn't there just one where I don't get experimented on or won't get like, abducted by aliens?
Haha, I figured. At least send me somewhere I don't have to starve. Actually, can you like, think me up a buffet first?