Jul. 26th, 2015

livingstuffedanimal: (14)
[personal profile] livingstuffedanimal
SHUT UP, MUNNY!

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUT UP!

I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT FROM ANYONE, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU!
paging_dr_malloi: (Unamused)
[personal profile] paging_dr_malloi
This is not what they meant.

It's incredibly unethical for any therapist to force their services on anyone, which is what you 'tagging' other people with me constitutes doing. Therapy works at its' best when someone has decided they want help and have made a conscious choice to talk it out. Throwing me at people is inverting the process. Furthermore, your knowledge of psychology is not nearly thorough enough. Fury picked me because of my credentials and field work on very odd and classified missions working with some interesting people, not all of them human.

You have Wikipedia and assume that'll be enough.

At least get me some coffee before we hash out the details of this, alright? I have a feeling this will call for caffeine and a lot of reading on your end.

subparkour: (eat a bag of dicks)
[personal profile] subparkour
We're not talking about this episode. We're not talking about that creepy little kid, we're not talking about Vav going off and wasting his time on whatever, and we are definitely. Not. Talking. About.

... You know. That thing. That thing at the end. The thing you're not going to talk about or show anyone or--









I know it might go against the whole hero code of ethics thing, but I'm pretty much going to murder you in cold blood with my bare hands.
nuclear_wessel: (Default)
[personal profile] nuclear_wessel
I don't really understand what you want me to do. This is all so strange to me. Games and whatever you said to me earlier. [This young man will be speaking with a thick Russian accent and looking rather confused.]

Captain Kirk needs me aboard the Enterprise, not in a game. Why do you writer people have to be so confusing all of the time? Like you. Does anyone else get this or is it just me? [He wonders if there are any others of his crew here. Wherever here is.]
beneathmyheart: (Unsure ✏ Look what we started baby)
[personal profile] beneathmyheart
Hey, lady.

Not that I'm complaining be out and about, but I've got some concerns. Why're you looking at games if you're too hesitant to join them? [Paaause.]

You've been out of the loop for a while now; how about you reread everything before deciding to play me?
hitherthither: (strength eh?)
[personal profile] hitherthither
Now why on earth would you want to put me in a game, eh? I know the world's a little more empty without me in it. Just say it, you miss me.

[He's too happy to say that]

And besides, not like you'd know which one you want to put me in.
crotchange: (vilkiss no kishi)
[personal profile] crotchange
Are you serious about that user name? Are you really? Because it's not funny. Not at all. It's not like I do it on purpose, those were all accidents!

[You still like those accidents.]

That's besides the point! Do you know how irritated Ange will be if she sees that? Actually, she'd be mad and she'd hit me, or tie me up, or both.

[And when she finds out you told Embryo how many moles she has on her inner thigh, you think the user name will matter?]

W-Well that's....
assasining: (Default)
[personal profile] assasining
You there. Miss Mundane, was it?

It isn't wise to do such things out of the blue like that --unless you plan to find Sloan, which is scientifically impossible for such a weak human to do. Humans also need at least eight hours of sleep. At this rate, you'll only get five or six.

..

....

...What do you mean by "you're not my real mom"? Of course I'm not. Your biological mother is asleep at the moment. I'm just telling you what you need to know.