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dear_mun2015-07-26 11:52 pm
crotchange) wrote in dear_mun2015-07-26 11:52 pm
Voice Testing Canon Cross Ange
Are you serious about that user name? Are you really? Because it's not funny. Not at all. It's not like I do it on purpose, those were all accidents!
[You still like those accidents.]
That's besides the point! Do you know how irritated Ange will be if she sees that? Actually, she'd be mad and she'd hit me, or tie me up, or both.
[And when she finds out you told Embryo how many moles she has on her inner thigh, you think the user name will matter?]
W-Well that's....
[You still like those accidents.]
That's besides the point! Do you know how irritated Ange will be if she sees that? Actually, she'd be mad and she'd hit me, or tie me up, or both.
[And when she finds out you told Embryo how many moles she has on her inner thigh, you think the user name will matter?]
W-Well that's....
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[Clearly this is something that is best left alone, unless he wants to be implicated as a cohort in this privacy invasion.]
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T-There's nothing to talk about...
[Whipped? Maybe. Terrified? Absolutely.]
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[Yet.]
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[Nothing at all.]
But, you're right. As long as Ange doesn't find out, I think I'll be fine. But just in case, maybe I should hide somewhere for the time being.
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...speaking of things to look into--maybe he should keep him from doing anything really stupid. Like hiding in a place where it's probably nearly impossible to hide.]
...Ah--I don't think this is a good place for staying out of sight.
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[A really, really bad one.]
Maybe I could play dumb?
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[Just from looking at the guy, it doesn't seem like he can put up a decent act to cover for his own rump. He could be wrong, though.]
Might be for the better if you don't want to get verbally skinned. Or worse.
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Do you mean...!!...Do you mean I have a chance to get away with just being yelled at?!
[There is a light at the end of the tunnel.]
Please, teach me how!
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Yes, but...that depends on how you answer my question.
How well can you act?
[>...
> Suddenly he feels like he just dropped a bomb on this poor guy's head...]
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...Act?
[He'll take away his own hope.]
....Please teach me how.
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Still...hoo boy.]
...Right, I'll try to keep the lesson short and simple.
[> He takes a deep breath and prays this won't suddenly backfire on either of them...]
All you really need to do is pretend. But the most important part in pretending is how you carry yourself.
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[A beat.]
Ah, so it's like a game then?
[This fool already has half his body in the grave.]
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...Er. Something like that...
The 'game', in this case, is how well you can keep yourself from being twitchy. And how well you can make eye contact.
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Eye contact? So should I avoid it?
["We are gathered here today to remember Tusk..."]
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No. You want as much eye contact as possible.
[> That morbid feeling is changing...
> You are now beginning to worry for his chances at surviving any encounter with this 'Ange' person.]
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[It's almost like psyching out an enemy in combat.]
So like this?
[He scrunches up his face as if he were about to fight someone. He thinks he's getting the hang of it.]
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...Mostly right. There's just one tiny issue...your expression.
[> You begin to worry more, as you lack any means to show him the issue at hand, like a mirror...]
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[Okay maybe not exactly like combat.]
Then what expression should I have?
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Something less...tense. You looked like you were going to punch someone just now.
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[A beat.]
This is really hard.
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To be fair, while I did say it was simple, I didn't say it'd be easy to do...
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1/2
[So just how fast can he go back to where Embryo was keeping his real body?]
2/2
[He wonders if anyone will buy a grave for him?]
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[ Did you know Cafe Ange has a wide collection of extremely pointy objects? ]
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Ange, please calm down! I can explain-!
[He wonders if he can out run Ange. Actually, forget wondering, he just goes and does it. Better move Ange, you got a runner.]
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[ The ring on her hand glows, and she's on Vilkiss, flying after the poor man. Proportionate punishment? What's that? No, just swift and sure. ]
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[The action alone proves that he can outrun Ange, but now he'll test if he can outrun a Ragna-mail. If that thing turns blue though, he might as well just tie a noose around his neck.]
Ange that's too much!
[He survived blowing himself up, he can survive this right? Right?]
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Of course I'm serious! Maybe you should have thought of that before doing that?!
[ Of course she was mad. In fact, she was mad enough that she might just try nailing Tusk with a cryo-bullet. ]
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[He's not exactly lying, but it's not the exact truth either.]
I did it for you!
[And he will realize how that last line was a very bad move in a few minutes.]
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[ She may be cocking her rifle right about now. Not hers, Vilkiss'. In fact, she may be pointing it at Tusk, too. ]
I'm a nice person, so I'll let you have one final wish, too.
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He starts to slow down, thinking about his options and there's one option that could just save him. Or doom him, which is nothing new considering the situation so he'll take his chances.]
Ange...
[He comes to a stop and turns to face her, like a powerful oak against a raging storm.]
I love you.
[He outran an explosion, could he out run rifle shots?]
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[ Ange smiles like an angel. Unfortunately it's an angel of death. ]
Don't think you can get away with some sweet-talk now!
[ There's a burst of rifle fire going straight at Tusk!
Well, it'll miss even if he stands still, but just barely. Barely. ]
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That's cruel, Ange! What if it actually hit me?!
[And he's back to running, though even he has to run out of stamina eventually.]
Can't we talk about this like a normal couple!
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[ But at least she's stopped shooting now. Your queen is a merciful queen. ]
Change it. Change it right now.
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Ehhhhh??
[He's not sure if he should feel flattered or worried that she thinks that. Though he knows he's partly to blame. "Ange's knight is invincible". He suddenly feels really dumb.]
If I could I would have done that already!
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Right then, Tusk. You're stuck on Momoka duty for the rest of the week. [ It's like being exiled to the couch, except the "couch" is Momoka's room. And Momoka joins Ange in the master bedroom. And Ange isn't letting Tusk near their wardrobe, so he'll have to make do with whatever Momoka has. ]