x-ray and vav season 2 episode 2

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We're not talking about this episode. We're not talking about that creepy little kid, we're not talking about Vav going off and wasting his time on whatever, and we are definitely. Not. Talking. About.

... You know. That thing. That thing at the end. The thing you're not going to talk about or show anyone or--









I know it might go against the whole hero code of ethics thing, but I'm pretty much going to murder you in cold blood with my bare hands.

Comments

i was gonna reply back to the other one today but then i saw this. this one is more important.

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.... Huh.

yeah no that's pretty fair

[subparkour]

What are the odds you'd believe me if I said "it's not what it looks like"?

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It's lookin' pretty gay.

[subparkour]

Okay, you're not wrong, but there's a perfectly rational explanation.

Slash fiction.

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Sooooooooo........you are into guys.

[subparkour]

Fiction. Slash fiction.

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That means it's real.

[subparkour]

Fiction is LITERALLY the opposite of real!

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I thought non-fiction meant that shit is fake ass hell and fiction is for real real.

[subparkour]

No! You've got it totally backwards!

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I think you're covering up your gay love.

[subparkour]

I think you need to open a god damn dictionary.

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Fuck you, I'm smart as hell. It's not my god damn fault that you skipped experimenting during high school and summer camp and now discovered that you like to take it up the ass.

[subparkour]

What part of "it was a slash fic" don't you understand?! Do I need to hold your hand and walk you through this?! Come on!

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Prove it.

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What, you want to read it?

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Prove that it's fake.

[subparkour]

... You know I'm pretty sure I've proven that to you before, but if you wanna make out and stuff I'm not complaining.

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But you'll think of your lover.

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If you weren't hot I'd hate you so much.

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Aww, don't be mad at me, virgin boy.

[subparkour]

You're making that really hard right now.

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Hah? Your cock?

[subparkour]

You do realize that a "rage boner" is just a phrase, right? It's not literally a thing that ha--












Huh. I stand corrected.

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Are you serious?

[subparkour]

Apparently, yes! Yes, I'm super serious!

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And I thought you couldn't get any worse.

[subparkour]

Joke's on you! I have no bottom of the barrel to scrape.