Whaaat am I doooing

[makeyoubarf]

...well, yeah, I'm going to make you barf. He-llloooo, that's sort of, like, my job?

I mean, it's not my first choice of how to do things, but if you're going to risk your body with stick things like boogers and broccoli, you will thank me in the long run that I hit that button. And it's not like I'm yours in the first place. I need to go to Riley and make sure she doesn't do anything stupid. Like wear polka dots. How is she supposed to hang out with he popular kids if she wears polka dots?

Yeah, I thought so.

The Doctor isn't happy with me.

[lonelylittleboy]

Well, this was a terrible idea. Oh sure, let the human with the little brain bring out the last of the Time Lords. Brilliant. Clever you. Except for one tiny little problem: I don't want to be here.

You think you can make me cooperate, then? Ha, I'd like to see you try! I'm not as impressionable as most of the voices in your head, and I know what that's like, anyway, having all those voices in your head. Try having nine different regenerations! And all the people I've traveled with, saved, and lost. They're all up here. You think your head is busy, you should listen to mine for a while. Trust me, that's something that will drive you mad.

So good luck that, mundane. I'm certain this will work out nicely for you. Because oh yes, I'm a maniac, and having one of those in your head? I really don't think that's your definition of 'fun.' Take my advice, and stop while you're ahead. Allonsy!

Mun saw the new chapter

[neonhighlights]

...really? REALLY? Of all the things...really!?

I'm so done with you right now, mun.

suddenly considering smash academy || cross post

[anelegantmyth]

Ok mun, give me a moment to wrap my head around this. I need to make sure I have a proper grasp of what you're asking from me.

You want me to take my jeep, drive all they way out to some new "world", meet some crazy new characters, and teach at a high school? All so that I can finally be with someone who is from Sinnoh, and isn't a decade younger than me. Did I get that right?

[She frowns, remembered who she was even doing this for.]

Oh right, right. We're doing all of this, ALL OF THIS, because Cyrus asked nicely? Really? Cyrus? This is going to be your fourth game, mun. Are you sure you're even ready to handle that many in one go? Yes, I know you've carried much more on that other site. But that was three years ago.

[A beat.]

Mun...until High Seas ends, you'll still be in four games. Yes, I know it's devastating. You think this is easy for me? I'm going to lose my crew. My family for the past year will disappear, just like that. Not to mention Marco and Grell and everyone else. Losing Leo was hard enough.

Listen, if you think going after Cyrus would help the both of us, I'm all for it. I've been with you for four years, no plans on leaving now.

mun is playing Arkham Knight

[hoodforhire]

Dude, maybe you should, I don't know, finish the fucking game before you get all grabby hands with old muses? Yeah, and don't think I didn't see you creating a new account for the Arkham Knight either. It should piss me off, but whatever.

I've got bigger things on my mind than some juvenile urge to play video games.

homeless but looking!

[inkstainedknight]

I don't care how restless you are.

I promised not to leave her side. And there are still things to be done--stories to be finished!

Get these stupid thoughts out of your damn head!

a note:

[no_exit]

On the occasion of one's (mine) film anniversary, tradition states that on your fifteenth, you should be gifted with crystal.  Waterford is considered a classic choice; tasteful and elegant.  However,  if you hold with the modern choices --

(yes, as the list compiled by the librarians at the Chicago Public Library suggests)

-- it would be steel.  Clean.  Sterile.  Sharp.  Knives would be acceptable, player.

No knives?  Pity.  A vintage Rolex Submariner (an icon of Rolex and perhaps even the mother of all modern sports watches. Worn by the likes of Connery, McQueen, Redford and DeNiro)  will have to do.

voicetesting

[itskristoff]

[He rolls his eyes and goes right back to taking a nap in the haystack]

Prince? That's if Anna and I get married.

[Does troll married count?]

What?! No! I mean--yes--I mean, it could but that's not the point! The point is why are you bringing me out when you've got a laundry list of others here anyway?