voicetesting

[itskristoff]

[He rolls his eyes and goes right back to taking a nap in the haystack]

Prince? That's if Anna and I get married.

[Does troll married count?]

What?! No! I mean--yes--I mean, it could but that's not the point! The point is why are you bringing me out when you've got a laundry list of others here anyway?

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[frozenhearted]

You know, I think you would be a perfect Prince. Not that I'm pressuring you or anything.

[itskristoff]

Oh yeah? What's my last name?

[This is gonna be good.]

[frozenhearted]

Well if you were a Prince it would be "of Arendelle" So...

[Sometimes she doesn't think things all the way through.]

But you were thinking about it!

[itskristoff]

I mean before we marry.

[He's not even going to approach the nose picking question]

[frozenhearted]

Wait, do trolls have last names? This has to be a trick question.

[She is going to ignore how terribly outside of the point it is.]

[itskristoff]

Yes! And I told you once! I think. Maybe.

Okay, what's my favorite food?

[frozenhearted]

See! Trying to trick me.

[Last names are so not important, anyways.]

Carrots? That's silly. Do you know what my favorite food is?

[itskristoff]

[not nose gold.]

Chocolate.

[frozenhearted]

[She is totally deflated.]

I really do want to know every little thing about you.

[itskristoff]

Well...you were right with carrots?

[don't be devastated. That was just a lucky guess on his part.]

I mean we have been kind of busy with a lot of stuff.

[frozenhearted]

I don't ever want to be too busy for you. Ever. Unless Elsa needs me. But she is understanding, too.

[Pauses again, rearranging the thoughts in her head.]

I need to learn how to juggle. Not literally, figuratively. Can you juggle?

[itskristoff]

[He can wait for her to stop rambling. Once she does, he kisses her]

[frozenhearted]

[She smiles, almost breathless.]

I love you.

[itskristoff]

I love you too.

And my last name is Bjorgman. And I do like carrots.

[frozenhearted]

Bjorgman? That has a really nice ring to it.

[Not that she was practicing it in her head as Anna Bjorgman a dozen times.]

[itskristoff]

How many times have you said it in your head by now?

[frozenhearted]

WHAT? How dare you -- I don't know, what are you even saying right now?

...Twenty.

[itskristoff]

[He smiles fondly and brings her in for another kiss]

Sounds good?

[frozenhearted]

Nothing has sounded better. I can't believe I was ever potentially something else.

[Not that Anna realizes that "of the Southern Isles" was never going to be her last name.]

[itskristoff]

[He's not gonna talk about Hans because he's better than that. He just hugs her tightly because human hugs were way better than troll hugs. Just don't tell Bulda. Or Grandpabbie. Or Rocky, Pebbles, etc.]

Anna Bjorgman. Huh. Does have a nice ring to it.

[frozenhearted]

[She would never spill the beans because she loves the way his arms keep her in safe.]

I like Prince Kristoff, too. A lot.

[itskristoff]

[That sounds kind of weird but he won't say it. He won't hear the end of it from the trolls.]

Does this mean I'd have to take a bath more often?

[winterwonderland]

You're part of the family now, Kristoff, whether you like it or not.

[itskristoff]

Me and Sven, right?

[That's the packaged deal. Can't have one or the other.]

[winterwonderland]

Of course. I didn't think you went anywhere without him.

[itskristoff]

Kind of new to have a human family.

[he thinks on it]

But what about you? I mean, is it just you?

[winterwonderland]

Yes, I suppose we're a little different than the trolls, and a reindeer.

[She smiles a little, amused. But Elsa raises her brow at his question.]

Just me? Well no, there's Anna and me. My sister is the only family I've ever truly needed.

[itskristoff]

But isn't there someone out there to love you too? Like me and Anna?

[winterwonderland]

Me? [Though Elsa is caught off guard, she smiles and shakes her head.]

Oh, well... I'm fine. Please don't worry about me, Kristoff. All I need is Anna, and my future brother-in-law.

[itskristoff]

My worry is Anna's happiness. And you're Anna's happiness so that means you're my worry.

[Maybe he should call the love experts on this one]

[winterwonderland]

That's very sweet, but I am happy, and I have plenty of love in my life.

[She really thinks he shouldn't.]

[itskristoff]

Is that true?

Elsa, the people love you; Anna and I also love and accept everything about you. Maybe some mulled moss could help. Grandpabbie says I make it best.

[Not troll raised children don't drink mulled moss. He hasn't grasped this yet.]

[winterwonderland]

Of course it's true.

[Her smile softens at his words.]

Thank you, Kristoff. You know I couldn't be happier for you and Anna.

[She raises her brow at his offer, totally no sure about that. But she's nice about it, anyway.] I must say, mulled moss sounds very tempting, but it's probably not the best idea for the queen.

[itskristoff]

Okay.

[But he doesn't believe her. In his experiences with Elsa, she seemed to babble on like Anna; just needed enough time to let herself go to that point]

And I'm not asking the queen; I'm asking my friend and future sister-in-law.