actual squalling infant stretches his legs

[crownless]

You remember I exist yet?

[travis you were the one who wanted to quit but ok.]

First you give me, like, four months of total radio silence, and now that you're saying you miss me, you're still not gonna play me? I got places to go and people to kill, lady, this bullshit gainful employment that you got is really screwing with my schedule.

[a beat.]

Man, this fucking sucks.

on mun's opportunity

[sailor_galaxia]

I live. I die. I live again. So long as the Sailor Crystal is in tact, the possibilities are endless. Do not mistake this as opportunity, Mundane. For the only opportunity you will be granted is the one which leaves you still standing should you heed my warning.

...but I digress. It is to my disappointment to be called upon by a creature of such little intelligence.

mild spoilers for Infinity Gauntlet #1

[getbakian]

You're in way over your head here, you an' I both know it. You don't know anything about me. Or about my world, 'cept that it's crawling in bugs. You've got a Nova in your head already, why d'you need me? Go play with him. Leave me alone, I need to find Dad and Fayne and Grampa.

picked up a long-time favorite!

[cherrypies]

Hey there! Nice to meetcha~

Say, where are the others? It sure would be nice to catch up with them sometime soon.

voicetesting // canon: tales from the borderlands

[promotional]

Hey, hey, hey. Let's slow down for a second here. See, I like you. You seem... fun. Spunky. But let's take a peek at the facts and consider this. Am I really the man you want to play?

Now, you may be asking yourself, 'Hey, Rhys, why are you questioning this new and exciting opportunity?' Well, player, that's because of a little thing I like to call... synergy. The question is: can we synergize? What's the chemistry? Are we after the same things? After peeking at your recent search history-- by the way, these dinosaur browsers you use are real cute-- I'm not so sure. I'm trying to find a way out of this horrible, unending Hell my life's become, right? And you-- you seem to enjoy it. There's a problem there. Conflict of interests.

[Nah, that can be worked around. Surely Rhys is happy with some of his player's choices in the game, right!]

Yeah, no. That last one? Right at the end of episode two? Yeah, thanks a whole lot for that. I'm positive I'll never regret that. Ever. It's great.

[HUM. That sounds like sarcasm, mister.]

Ha... ha. Really? And about this 'game' thing--

[That's enough outta him for now.]

Hellooooooo

[gothams_joker]

"Y'know, it's been a while."

He holds up an arm to his eyes, sniffing theatrically.

"Locked away with all the other voices, condemned to not cause even a smidgen of mayhem, or a soupcon of evil!"

The arm shoots down and he straightens, hands behind his back.

"But I forgive you, mundane, I really do. Why, I'm the soul of gentility. Heh heh, for a given definition, anyhoo. Let's strike a deal, you and me. To let me have my little furloughs. Sheesh, getting out of Arkham's easier than your brain, bucky-boy."

He steps forward, adjusting his lapels.

"I'll have my sport, you get the privilege of writing it all down, and the whole thing ends with screams and sobs and glorious, glorious fun."

He leans forward, grinning, voice dropping to a dark near-whisper.

"You know you want to see. That horrible fascination. Let me out. Let's see what glories there are to be had."

Been a while since Mun has played. Homeless, potentially looking...? Canon is Gotham.

[christmaspun]

I...don't know about this.

Are you sure? Me? I mean, I don't...I'm not really your type, am I? I do the filing. For a police department. I don't see anyone's future, I'm not secretly or publicly a monster, I'm not destined to be turned into a machine...I'm pretty boring, by your standards.

Am I really who you want to try and re-enter the hobby with?

Maybe I should just get back to work.

I have no idea what I am going to do with him [Canon is Aquarius (because I have no restraint)]

[mroldschool]

Don't look at me, sweetheart. This was your idea. I'm just along for the ride.

[Cue zero fucks being given by Sam]